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Andrew Dice Clay...Who here is old enough to remember him?
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:04 pm
I was watching his Diceman Cometh show on YouTube and it has aged well (unless you are a soy boy.) There's no way he would last on stage for 10 minutes today without his mic getting cut.


This post was edited on 9/18/20 at 1:56 am
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:05 pm to MSUDawg98
Uncle Joey introduced me to this guy. Hes hilarious
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:07 pm to MSUDawg98
"There is no such thing as a bisexual. You either suck dick or you do not suck dick."
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:08 pm to MSUDawg98
I saw him on SNL when Jan Hooks freaked out. Was around Christmas ‘88-ish?
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:08 pm to MSUDawg98
I liked him as a kid. Thought he was Italian. Had no idea he was a jew doing a character. 
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:08 pm to MSUDawg98
I prefer listening to Dice. Actually watching his persona kind of annoys me.
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:09 pm to MSUDawg98
Ohhhhh... I fricked her
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:09 pm to MSUDawg98
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no way he would last on stage for 10 minutes today without his mic getting cut.
Go listen to Doug Stanhope right now if you think comedians like that aren't working today.
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:10 pm to LegendInMyMind
I remember him crying on stage...it was really awkward.
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:12 pm to MSUDawg98
Holy shite, opening with Whipping Post. Legend.
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:12 pm to MSUDawg98
Doctor: "I need a blood sample, a urine sample, a fecal sample and a sperm sample."
Dice Clay: "Here doc, take my underwear. I'm in a hurry."
Dice Clay: "Here doc, take my underwear. I'm in a hurry."
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:12 pm to LegendInMyMind
Jack n Jill
Went up a hill
each with a buck & a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
BAM
Went up a hill
each with a buck & a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
BAM
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:14 pm to MSUDawg98
Honestly never thought he was funny at all
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Doug Stanhope
Way funnier than Diceman
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:15 pm to MSUDawg98
Little Bo Peep. Hey, he needed the money!
ETA: Little Boy Blue!
ETA: Little Boy Blue!
This post was edited on 9/17/20 at 10:22 pm
Posted on 9/17/20 at 10:15 pm to BigLSUNut
Best opening line for a show ever. 
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