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re: Andrew Dice Clay...Who here is old enough to remember him?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 8:48 am to 610man
Posted on 9/18/20 at 8:48 am to 610man
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Dice is funny as shite, but even funnier than Dice is Anthony from Opie and Anthony doing Dice impersonations. He's a better Dice than Dice. Look up "Andrew Dice Gay" on youtube, fricking hilarious.
Dice On Ice....OOOHHHHHH
One of my favorite Dice lines came from an Arsenio Hall Show appearance. "I got nothin' against fat women, they're great to sleep on."
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Posted on 9/18/20 at 8:50 am to EastBankTiger
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fat women,
i go over and start to charm her. cuz , i got that..
i'm like
hey... i got chocolate!
Posted on 9/18/20 at 8:53 am to TheFritz
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It’s amazing to me that you people can’t handle seeing the f word on a message board
Wait
What?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 8:55 am to MSUDawg98
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There's no way he would last on stage for 10 minutes today without his mic getting cut.
Apply this to every great comedian from the 60's, 70's and 80's. This world sucks.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:07 am to Vols&Shaft83
Saw him a UNO lakefront arena 89?
What’s in the bowl bitch?
What’s in the bowl bitch?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:09 am to MSUDawg98
Saw him at a packed Lakefront arena back in the late ‘80s and again a couple years ago at a club in Vegas. He still has it.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:10 am to LSU CRAZY
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Saw him a UNO lakefront arena 89?
i guess it could have been 89.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:13 am to MSUDawg98
listened to a show he did where he didn't stop the act until he ran every single person out of the room. Classic.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:16 am to KiwiHead
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Dice is a very good actor as well. He played a mobster in an 80's TV show, Crime Story with Dennis Farina, Stephen Lang and Anthony Denison. He was recently in a Woody Allen Movie and a HBO mini series about the music biz.
He also played Lady GaGa’s dad in A Star Is Born.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:22 am to MSUDawg98
One of the funniest comedians of all-time, and never gave a frick about the haters. He hated them back.
Ford Fairlane is really funny and it’s a damn shame he got held back by the Hollywood libs. He was doing a CHARACTER. Like Larry the Cable Guy does. But the libs couldn’t handle it. You can be anti man or anti white, but if you’re anti-gay (he was never really anti-gay) or seem anti-women, oh no, we can’t have that!!!
Like someone else said, he’s actually a good actor and was part of an amazing cast in Crime Story, which is one of the best tv shows from the late 80’s/early 90’s that no one’s heard of.
Ford Fairlane is really funny and it’s a damn shame he got held back by the Hollywood libs. He was doing a CHARACTER. Like Larry the Cable Guy does. But the libs couldn’t handle it. You can be anti man or anti white, but if you’re anti-gay (he was never really anti-gay) or seem anti-women, oh no, we can’t have that!!!
Like someone else said, he’s actually a good actor and was part of an amazing cast in Crime Story, which is one of the best tv shows from the late 80’s/early 90’s that no one’s heard of.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 9:47 am to MSUDawg98
One of his comedy specials, on HBO maybe...opened with a skit of him as a kid. The family is sitting at the dinner table:
Mom: "...so, Andrew, what did you learn in school today?".
Little Dice: "Lincoln freed the slaves, and JoAnn Carter ain't got no panties."
Dad: "No, son, it's DON'T got no panties."
Little Dice: "Oh, so you noticed, too, huh Pop? How come you didn't say nothin'?"
Mom: "...so, Andrew, what did you learn in school today?".
Little Dice: "Lincoln freed the slaves, and JoAnn Carter ain't got no panties."
Dad: "No, son, it's DON'T got no panties."
Little Dice: "Oh, so you noticed, too, huh Pop? How come you didn't say nothin'?"
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:08 am to MSUDawg98
Jack and Jill went up a hill
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:31 am to MSUDawg98
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Andrew Dice Clay...Who here is old enough to remember him?
I love Ford Fairlane, and will watch any time it comes on. My wife still hates it and will leave the room. Win-Win.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 10:42 am to Geauxlden Eagle
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Ford Fairlane
I ETA PI sorority
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:12 pm to 91TIGER
Hickory Dickory Dock
This chick was sucking my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!
This chick was sucking my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:23 pm to MSUDawg98
He was roommates with this dude back in their younger days. I bet they had some crazy parties.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 12:51 pm to MSUDawg98
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane was great.
“Robin Leach, I fricked him—ohhhhhhh”
“Robin Leach, I fricked him—ohhhhhhh”
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:09 pm to MSUDawg98
Dudes such a douche when he isn’t on stage
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:09 pm to The Third Leg
First lines of his stand up....so I got my tongue up this chick's arse...(laughter)......well you know how boring it can be standing in line at the bank.......(laughter)......and this jerk off walks up to me and says, "excuse me, is the end of the line?".....and I say "no jerkoff, it's the front of the line and everyone's standing fricking backwards! Now get the frick outta here, can't you see I got my tongue up this chick's arse?"
Laughed so hard that whole show that my stomach was sore the next day.
Laughed so hard that whole show that my stomach was sore the next day.
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