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re: ...And Here's Natalie Portman With the Weather Forecast --now NSFW

Posted on 1/22/16 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/22/16 at 12:36 pm to
Needs a boob job
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
50874 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 12:39 pm to
Nooooo!

Leave those perky little titties alone!
Posted by cdaniel76
Ponchatoula
Member since Feb 2008
19771 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

Or you could just go for Giada, similar looks, bigger fun bags, and you'll be eating like a king for life.


I like that option. Plus, Giada is single now!
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:13 pm to
Love me some Natalie thx for the pic
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:15 pm to
I would lick her from head to toe
Posted by phantom70815
Walker, U.S.A
Member since Jan 2010
1423 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:27 pm to
Would have many seks with her
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2404 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:07 pm to
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So glad she is finally old enough where it is not creepy to ogle her.


Really?
I'm pretty sure she is in her 30's.

How frickin' old are you?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/22/16 at 10:09 pm to
Dude was probably pedo-eying her when she was in The Professional.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:01 am to
You boYs love the Star Wars peoples
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91269 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:09 am to
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So glad she is finally old enough where it is not creepy to ogle her.


Really?
I'm pretty sure she is in her 30's.

How frickin' old are you?


Y'all are all too young to remember the website "Natalie Portman countdown to legality" back in the 90s

Sure it's been done since but that was the first.
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 9:10 am
Posted by tidalmouse
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:12 am to
Yes.



Kate.
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 9:23 am
Posted by gazelles
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:17 am to
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:18 am to
Is she down with the Goy?
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27574 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:31 am to
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Really?
I'm pretty sure she is in her 30's.

How frickin' old are you?



She is probably 10 years younger than me. Or less, but it was the Lolita roles she was always cast in.

Professional was mentioned. Nope. She was a child then and looked like it. But she was still one of those kids you saw and think, "that poor Dad. So glad I have a boy."

First noticed her in Beautiful Girls. Which is an OK flick on its own. But she is cast as a child who openly flirts with Timothy Huttons character. And it gets creepy, but the rest of the story moves that part along. At the time of that movie, she was probably 16. Again cast as a "Lolita" type role.

I am 42. She has been hot for years. Remember fellas just because its legal dont mean it aint creepy.

Born: June 9, 1981 (age 34), So she is 8 years younger. 26 and 18 is creepy. You ain't going to jail, but you are going to hell.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:49 am to
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Is she down with the Goy?


Sure, as long as you don't have an anteater.

ETA: I'm sure it helps to be filthy rich, but this is the OT, now, isn't it?

LC
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 9:50 am
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:49 am to
She isn't as sexy these days as she was in Black Swan or The Professional but still such a prime piece of arse.
Posted by ThreeDayDrunk
BR
Member since May 2014
85 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:50 am to
Hell is a little intense for the 26/18 gap. At least I hope so. She looked more like 19 or 20!
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27574 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:54 am to
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Hell is a little intense for the 26/18 gap. At least I hope so. She looked more like 19 or 20!




True. Now those 8 years are nothing. 42 and 34? Just a typical male upgrade second wife.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27574 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:55 am to
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sexy
quote:

or The Professional


Ummm Chris Hansen gif?????

ETA unless you were 14 when the movie came out. Then by all means I am sure she was spank bank material.
This post was edited on 1/23/16 at 9:57 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69481 posts
Posted on 1/23/16 at 9:56 am to
Worst post ever.
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