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re: An interesting Louisiana obituary- daddy was a rolling stone

Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:40 pm to
What I expected he looked like...
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Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:43 pm to
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; Rozena Lindon of Lafayette, Kamilah Alexander of Lafayette, Yolanda (Jermard) Zeno of Carencro, Sachwander Pattum of Lafayette, Quintella Lindon of Lafayette, and Brittany Lindon, step daughter; Dawn Gilbert, of Lafayette, Shanquie Lindon of Church Point, and last but not least baby girl; Precious Lindon, of Lafayette


These names sound like the roster of chicks in Petey Pablos' Freek a Leek song.

Freek-a-leek
(How you like it daddy) Shamika, Kiesha, Tara (freek-a-leek)
(How you like it daddy) Shonda, Sabrina, Crystal, Derhonda (freek-a-leek)
(How you like it daddy) Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon (freek-a-leek)
(How you like it daddy) Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolonda
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:46 pm to
How does one come up with Sachwander?
Posted by Demshoes
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:50 pm to
Are you sure he was not the son of the Rev. Al Sharpton?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 2:55 pm to


This is EXACTLY what I had pictured in my head.
Posted by SOLA
There
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 3:01 pm to
I may have to go by the visitation tomorrow
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 3:06 pm to


He reminds me of a guy named Popeye who used to hang out on Chimes Street years ago.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 3:11 pm
Posted by OutDamSpot
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 3:09 pm to
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How does one come up with Sachwander?


Based upon what i have gleaned about the origin of many original black names it could all come down the the fact that babymama ate and craved a lot of Szechuan Chicken while pregnant.

They like the sound of it, then change the spelling to suit them and voila! You have a babyname

Wife does genealogy research and so is interested in how and unusual names are created. She knew of a lil girl named Tiaramasue- named after her mamas favorite dessert while pregnant. So the above theory about szechaun chicken is her opinion and i agree.
This post was edited on 3/11/20 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 3:10 pm to
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I may have to go by the visitation tomorrow


You ain't kidding. There's going to be some Worldstar Hip Hopping at that service.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 3:21 pm to
Damn this is one of the funniest threads I've read here in a minute
Posted by SOLA
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 3:23 pm to
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Jimmy Lindon Sr. 68 of Lafayette, was born to the late Elizabeth Lindon and Stepfather Joseph L.J. Bruno, and Mitchell Gotch. On

How does this happen?
Posted by NorCali
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:34 pm to
Please tell me this family is as naturally gifted athletically as the Jefferson brothers!
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:36 pm to
There are probably twenty-five or 30 EBT cards and that obituary.

Posted by tigernnola
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 5:47 pm to
Thanks - needed a laugh woth the sensationalist press doom and gloom of Corvis19.
Posted by GeorgePaton
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Posted on 3/11/20 at 6:23 pm to
I love this site.
Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 12:20 am to
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You ain't kidding. There's going to be some Worldstar Hip Hopping at that service.


Yep. I just found an different obit that sure does leave out a lot of his kids names and such.

LINK

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He was predeceased by : his father Rolling Stone; his brothers, Joe Bruno, Lee Bruno, Ernest "Pop" Bruno, Ronald Bruno and Micheal Gotch; his granddaughter Christine Richardson; and his great grandchild Kyrie. He is survived by : his close friend Christina Lindon; and his children, Jimmy Lindon Jr. of Rayne, Rozena Lindon of Lafayette, Kamilah Alexander of Lafayette, Yolanda Zeno (Jermard) of Carencro, Sachwander Pattum of Lafayette, Quintella Lindon of Lafayette and Brittany Lindon. He is also survived by 23 grandchildren, 15 Great Grandchildren, 6 sisters, 2 brothers, and a host nieces, nephews and cousins.


Lloks like some shite is definitely gonna be poppin off down at the " fruneral".
Posted by 4Ghost
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 3:57 am to
Imagine the wake, prolly turn into a 2 weeker!
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:47 am to
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I may have to go by the visitation tomorrow

Bonus points if you start crying and say "We're gonna miss you, Dad" loud enough for the family to hear. Then leave before they can ask you any questions.
Posted by TDcline
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:51 am to
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15 kids


And the State of Louisiana taxpayers paid for every. Single. One.
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 4:52 am
Posted by makersmark1
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:47 am to
Did he have corona?
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