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Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:31 am to Mike da Tigah
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She deserves a lot of credit
depends
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:53 am to GetCocky11
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You can feel perfectly fine before the race, then you feel a little gurgle once you start running. Once that feeling hits, the poop is coming and there is no stopping it.
So that’s why the call it “the runs”
Posted on 12/20/21 at 10:32 am to stout
When you are in the zone running, you DGAF.
Saw this many times over the years in various races I've run. Usually people stop and clean up.
First time I saw it was in a race over the Causeway back in the 80's. That woman didn't have anywhere to cleanup.
Saw this many times over the years in various races I've run. Usually people stop and clean up.
First time I saw it was in a race over the Causeway back in the 80's. That woman didn't have anywhere to cleanup.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:24 am to stout
Finishing that race is not even close to worth it. My own self dignity is way more valuable
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:48 am to stout
I wonder if her ring had been wallowed out. Sodomy and long distance running should be mutually exclusive.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:09 pm to stout
“Son, the best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.”
Anonymous Drunk Dad
Anonymous Drunk Dad
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:26 pm to stout
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When I say I left it all out on on the course today, I MEAN it??I was on pace for a nice PB, but sometimes shite happens (literally)!
Alright, Forrest Gump.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:34 pm to Tuscaloosa
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That… is gross
Happens all the time in these races.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:43 pm to Lawyered
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This is some elite Facebook level attention whoring… to stand covered in your own shite so randoms can tell you “ way to go pal.. good race !” Instead of leaving and cleaning hour old shite off of yourself up. Good lord.
Marathon runners are about as narcissistic and proud of themselves as cross-fitters, vegans, and pyramid scheme pushers…they think everyone else cares.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:45 pm to Spasweezy
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Marathon runners are about as narcissistic and proud of themselves as cross-fitters, vegans, and pyramid scheme pushers…they think everyone else cares.
anything to be able to put the coveted 13.1/26.2 sticker on your car!

Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:25 pm to 777Tiger
I saw a 0.0 sticker once, it was awesome.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:34 pm to Tuscaloosa
What the frick did she eat for that to happen?
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:48 pm to calcotron
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I saw a 0.0 sticker once, it was awesome.
my favorite is the "beer mug.beer mug" sticker
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:50 pm to Spasweezy
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Marathon runners are about as narcissistic and proud of themselves as cross-fitters, vegans, and pyramid scheme pushers…they think everyone else cares.
Dont forget the "share the road bro" wanna be lance armstrongs.
This post was edited on 12/20/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:56 pm to stout
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made a pretty cool design around her shin.
Now there’s a man who appreciates art.
Posted on 12/20/21 at 3:01 pm to stout
"I'm not going to drop out with shite all over me," Zerrenner thought. "I'm going to finish with shite all over me."


Posted on 12/20/21 at 3:01 pm to keakar
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why? literally why?
she ran covered in her shite for longer then it ever took her to walk to her hotel after so why bother with the attention seeking foil outfit at all, just go to your hotel and shower after, why bother stripping and donning the foil getup unless you were just doing it to get the wanted attention
Because now that the race is over and she could take time to change she wanted to get out of her shite covered shorts, socks, and shoes.
Of all the things to take away from this article, this is what you’re focused on?
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