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re: An elite runner pooped down her leg 7 miles into a marathon but kept going until the end

Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:30 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
60816 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:30 am to
She deserves a lot of credit
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83042 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:31 am to
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She deserves a lot of credit



depends
Posted by Merlin1200
Member since Jun 2020
199 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:32 am to
JUST POO IT
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6863 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 9:53 am to
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You can feel perfectly fine before the race, then you feel a little gurgle once you start running. Once that feeling hits, the poop is coming and there is no stopping it.


So that’s why the call it “the runs”
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2311 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 10:32 am to
When you are in the zone running, you DGAF.

Saw this many times over the years in various races I've run. Usually people stop and clean up.

First time I saw it was in a race over the Causeway back in the 80's. That woman didn't have anywhere to cleanup.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18616 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:24 am to
Finishing that race is not even close to worth it. My own self dignity is way more valuable
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27772 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:48 am to
I wonder if her ring had been wallowed out. Sodomy and long distance running should be mutually exclusive.
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
2211 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 11:51 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16532 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:09 pm to
“Son, the best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.”

Anonymous Drunk Dad
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21693 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:26 pm to
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When I say I left it all out on on the course today, I MEAN it??I was on pace for a nice PB, but sometimes shite happens (literally)!

Alright, Forrest Gump.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
107914 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:34 pm to
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That… is gross


Happens all the time in these races.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:43 pm to
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This is some elite Facebook level attention whoring… to stand covered in your own shite so randoms can tell you “ way to go pal.. good race !” Instead of leaving and cleaning hour old shite off of yourself up. Good lord.


Marathon runners are about as narcissistic and proud of themselves as cross-fitters, vegans, and pyramid scheme pushers…they think everyone else cares.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83042 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 1:45 pm to
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Marathon runners are about as narcissistic and proud of themselves as cross-fitters, vegans, and pyramid scheme pushers…they think everyone else cares.



anything to be able to put the coveted 13.1/26.2 sticker on your car!
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9374 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:25 pm to
I saw a 0.0 sticker once, it was awesome.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
16338 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:34 pm to
What the frick did she eat for that to happen?

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83042 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:48 pm to
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I saw a 0.0 sticker once, it was awesome.




my favorite is the "beer mug.beer mug" sticker
Posted by PaulsBunions
Member since Oct 2021
4257 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:50 pm to
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Marathon runners are about as narcissistic and proud of themselves as cross-fitters, vegans, and pyramid scheme pushers…they think everyone else cares.




Dont forget the "share the road bro" wanna be lance armstrongs.
This post was edited on 12/20/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2220 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 2:56 pm to
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made a pretty cool design around her shin.


Now there’s a man who appreciates art.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19568 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 3:01 pm to
"I'm not going to drop out with shite all over me," Zerrenner thought. "I'm going to finish with shite all over me."

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39853 posts
Posted on 12/20/21 at 3:01 pm to
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why? literally why?

she ran covered in her shite for longer then it ever took her to walk to her hotel after so why bother with the attention seeking foil outfit at all, just go to your hotel and shower after, why bother stripping and donning the foil getup unless you were just doing it to get the wanted attention


Because now that the race is over and she could take time to change she wanted to get out of her shite covered shorts, socks, and shoes.

Of all the things to take away from this article, this is what you’re focused on?
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