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"An Adult Occasion" - Weddings

Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:45 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:45 pm
The new PC term for "Get your fkn kids a babysitter!"
Just got an invite in the mail that read this. Kids are a pain, I get it, but they better not send Paxton's 1 yr party 13 months down the line!
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:47 pm to
Are you drunk? Just wondering
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:47 pm to
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Kids are a pain


nobody likes your kids.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:47 pm to
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Paxton


Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:49 pm to
Pics?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:49 pm to
I am a little confused here. Who is Paxton and why would they send an invite 13 months down the line?

The good thing about getting an invite that is "an Adult Occasion" if you don't want to go you can say you couldn't find a babysitter.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:50 pm to
No kids, tipsy & and stop asking for pics Walt!!!
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Just got an invite in the mail that read this. Kids are a pain, I get it, but they better not send Paxton's 1 yr party 13 months down the line!


Going to a wedding without your kids is completely normal. Showing up to a 1-year-old's party sans kids (if you have them) would look odd.
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 1:51 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:51 pm to
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tipsy


You are underestimating..
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:51 pm to
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but they better not send Paxton's 1 yr party 13 months down the line!


How many pots have you smoken
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:51 pm to
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KarlMalonesFlipPhone


This name made me
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:52 pm to
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The new PC term for "Get your fkn kids a babysitter!"
Just got an invite in the mail that read this. Kids are a pain, I get it, but they better not send Paxton's 1 yr party 13 months down the line!


You do understand why most weddings are adults only don't you?
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:53 pm to
Tipsy and typing aren't good
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:53 pm to
Let me be more clear. I have no children, nor will ever have children. I don't attend many weddings so this invitation was the first I had seen of the modern century telling parents to frick off with their kids. Also amusing, because when this couple has their first child, I am sure I will be invited to its party.

ETA The same couple who didn't want kids at their wedding.

Keep up
This post was edited on 8/25/16 at 1:55 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:54 pm to
So you're worried about an invitation telling you to not bring your imaginary kids? Jesus lady, get it together.
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37715 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:54 pm to
You mad about this invite huh
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Let me be more clear. I have no children, nor will ever have children. I don't attend many weddings so this invitation was the first I had seen of the modern century telling parents to frick off with their kids. Also amusing, because when this couple has their first child, I am sure I will be invited to its party.


How old are you? I can't tell you the last wedding I've been to that wasn't adults only?
Posted by USAF Hart
My House
Member since Jun 2011
10273 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
They want to plan an orgy and don't want the kids to see. It's as simple as that.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
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Let me be more clear. I have no children, nor will ever have children. I don't attend many weddings so this invitation was the first I had seen of the modern century telling parents to frick off with their kids. Also amusing, because when this couple has their first child, I am sure I will be invited to its party.



So?

What's your point?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 8/25/16 at 1:55 pm to
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"An Adult Occasion" - Weddings


no ring bearer or flower girl?

lame

how are the guys going to score points with the bridesmaids without being able to dance with flower girl?
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