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re: Amy Schumer puts New Orleans home up for sale for 1.25

Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:47 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39294 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:47 am to
If he actually got it up so he could nail her just give him the Oscar permanently.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43080 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:50 am to
New Orleans could be on par with any of the Texas cities, but just never got the memo.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:51 am to
Right? This isn’t Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas on Mexican Muscle Dust doing the naked mambo. This is *throws up in mouth* Amy “shares dna with a manatee” Schumer.
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8533 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:57 am to
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She is one unfunny human being. I feel like her 15 is over. She was everywhere for a while. She used to go on O&A and try to hang with the boys. I may have to job back and listen to see if it was as bad as I remember.


O&A was where she first told that story about getting fingered by a cab driver. I don't remember it being especially funny.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32123 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:05 am to
She's an ugly mother fricker. Inside and out.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11314 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:15 am to
A positive for the house: off street parking. I don't see a gate keeping locals from visiting the back yard pool, but surely there is one. A tall one with broken glass on the top?

Besides the usual, she has to be paying a pool company to maintain that pool (and S&WB loves her paying each month for all that water). And just keeping the plants alive takes an additional person. Those pots dry out fast in the summer.

She may have gotten an estimate on painting the exterior and decided to bail out before it showed that a repaint was needed. Or she got tired of the color and found that the colors she wanted aren't allowed by the Vieux Carre folks.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:20 am to
Is this part of some N.O. beautification project?
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4656 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:36 am to
What was original price 4 years ago?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9861 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 11:21 am to
Good
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26068 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 12:02 pm to
Didn’t know she had a home here
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8533 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 12:13 pm to
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What was original price 4 years ago?


$1,095,000
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3808 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 12:15 pm to
She’s got a house for sale in NYC and New Orleans. Sounds like she’s got a money problem

Give Helena Moreno a chance. She’s a liberal dem but the best we got. Maybe her charm will win over some business people and maybe her tv background has her wise to corruption
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
51152 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 12:20 pm to
God damn that’s ugly.

The house is shitty too.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 12:55 pm to
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Obviously to have folks pay to keep her clothes on, correct?


Posted by Hiyoka
Tokyo
Member since Oct 2008
1727 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:28 pm to
Less than 2,000sf for $1.25M - wow.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19230 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:36 pm to


Damn shame what they did to that Red Panda

Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:36 pm to
It will easily get 1.1 1.2
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