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Amazon Driver Fired for Posting Photo of Customer’s Dildo to Reddit

Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:30 am
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:30 am
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“Didn't take 'em long to terminate the OP. Certainly not as long as that dildo.”



An Amazon delivery driver was fired for posting a photo of a customer’s dildo to Reddit in a subreddit for Amazon drivers. The user, going by the username Herrtod, posted a picture of himself holding a 10-inch “Doc Johnson Signature Cock” modeled after the pornstar Isiah Maxwell. In the photo, the shipping label is shown pasted straight onto the original dildo packaging, and the driver’s thumb covers where the customer’s name and address is. The caption of the post is: “Amazon did this person real dirty.”
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101817 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:31 am to
In general, aren’t they supposed to put packaging around most boxes rather than ship in the original carton?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65992 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:32 am to
Just told my wife to start referring to my penis as Doc Johnson.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101817 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:32 am to
You tell her to take two inches and call you in the morning?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25469 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:32 am to
“Signature cocks”. lmao
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65992 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:33 am to
It ain't a signature cock, but it gets the job done most of the time.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53310 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:33 am to
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An Amazon delivery driver


What about the arse warehouse worker who decided to be funny and not package the item in a box?
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30781 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:34 am to
Fell like firing is a bit harsh. He pointed out Amazon doing a sucky job of packaging while also protecting the customer.

But you also can’t blast your employer and expect to stay employed.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53078 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:38 am to
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Fell like firing is a bit harsh. He pointed out Amazon doing a sucky job of packaging while also protecting the customer.


Could have been protecting both from porch pirates
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25874 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:39 am to
quote:

What about the arse warehouse worker who decided to be funny and not package the item in a box?

That was a dick move on their part.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101817 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:39 am to
This kind of thing used to be a comedy routine, such as the Steve Martin Penis Cream shipping in a container labeled Not Penis Cream.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70959 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:41 am to
Yeah whoever shipped that deserves to be fired too.
Damn could you imagine if a kid saw it first?
Also, if they had the combination of a Ring doorbell and a porch pirate that would be an epic viral video.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7193 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:42 am to
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His boss sent him a texting saying, “hey ryan u r terminated from gologistics” and attached a photo of an email
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14560 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:43 am to
This is great news. Now I know what gift to ship to my 80 year old dad this Christmas.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130438 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Just told my wife to start referring to my penis as Doc Johnson.



Then she said “but your penis is only a Chiropractor”
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130394 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:49 am to
How do these people not know this kind of stuff will get them canned.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33038 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:52 am to
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How do these people not know this kind of stuff will get them canned.


Guy was being too cocky
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3577 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:52 am to
Note to self: don’t order dildos from Amazon
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65992 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:53 am to
Accupunctuirist. It's just a little prick but it finds the right spot.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101817 posts
Posted on 9/19/22 at 8:53 am to
I thought most women looking for dildos just use Tinder.
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