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Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:12 pm
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2599 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:12 pm
Lost in the deep woods in Maui for 2 weeks was found yesterday. She was near a water source and ate moths and vegetation.

Who goes hiking alone- especially a female- without her cell phone(left in the car)?

My gut is getting the exact same feeling that it had when I first heard about the Jussie Smollett case. This doesn’t pass the smell test...
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:15 pm to
Eating moths gives you the same gut feeling as a claim to have been fricked up by some Trump loving honkies?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164011 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:15 pm to
How do you get lost on Maui for 2 weeks? It would take two days to walk across
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2599 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:17 pm to
I knew when I first heard his story that it was bullshite. Same with this. Reminds me of the runaway bride in Gainesville GA years ago.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120144 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:21 pm to
Who?

Pics?
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3987 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:22 pm to
You think she ran off and got leid by some BHawaiianC?
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2599 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:29 pm to
She had some type of leg fracture- but
she apparently didn’t get it until a couple of days in? Again- lots of missing info here. Color me really skeptical
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
4912 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:32 pm to
Her boyfriend, while I am sure was legitimately concerned about her wellbeing and fearing she was dead, was probably thinking the whole time “holy shite, they’re gonna suspect that I did this”.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16953 posts
Posted on 5/25/19 at 11:48 pm to
So, instead of just walking across the island, her thought was just to stay put?

On that island, I’m gonna go for it.

Worst case scenario, you get to the ocean and you just follow the ocean back to civilization.

I mean the MF’r slopes downwards to the ocean. It’s gosh dang mountain!!!!
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93682 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:03 am to
quote:

some Trump loving honkies?




This made me laugh
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25541 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:08 am to
quote:

This doesn’t pass the smell test.


She was a helluva a lot more committed than Jussie if it is fake.

Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15015 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:10 am to
Ankles, feet and toenails look like hell. She needs some miracles to rehab them.

Looks worse than Naked and Afraid stars.
This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 12:14 am
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:12 am to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34904 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 12:45 am to
quote:

ate moths and vegetation.


She should have ate pineapples.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25541 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 1:14 am to
quote:

She should have ate pineapples.


Not really any pineapples left on Maui and not a very easy fruit to harvest and eat without a large knife.

The area she was in is not joke, like much of the Hawaiian topography away from the ocean it is seriously rough going even on the trails. If she was decently far inland there wouldn't be near as much to eat as near the coast. Anyone that has ever driven the Hana highway has some idea of the ruggedness of the terrain, it is like a rollercoaster.


The stream where they found her.

Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9516 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 4:41 am to
quote:

Who goes hiking alone- especially a female- without her cell phone(left in the car)? 


Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 5:04 am to
I'm guessing she was pissed off at bf because he looked at a chick in a bikini for a second too long. So she took off because she don't need no man.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
766 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 5:42 am to
quote:

Who goes hiking alone- especially a female- without her cell phone(left in the car)?

A yoga instructor.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3546 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 5:43 am to
Yea, having lived and hiked all over Hawaii, it is easy to get lost and strandaded due to the waterfalls and difficult terrain. However, you find a water source and follow it down river to the ocean. Don’t go uphill and follow the water.
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 6:28 am to
Who dat other leg and boot?
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