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re: Am I a jerk for not letting my wife touch her pregnant belly on me
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:07 am to The Third Leg
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:07 am to The Third Leg
I for one think a pregnant woman is sexy. I’d make her feel that way too.
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Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:12 am to olgoi khorkhoi
If you put your dick in there the baby can kick it
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:15 am to olgoi khorkhoi
Dude, that’s your wife. She has the right to rub her smelly butt hole on you if she so desires.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:17 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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When I’m tryng to sleep? She wants to lay with me at night, but it feels like the baby is doing burpees in there and it will keep me awake.
As a very new father myself, you are in for such a rude awakening
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:18 am to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:Waaaanngh, it keeps me awake, waaaaaanhhh...
it will keep me awake
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:21 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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once worked my day job and then left after work and drove from Louisiana to West Virginia, dropped something off and drove back. 28 straight hours beginning at 7 pm. I would never ask her to experience any part of tha
It’s called overnight delivery my man
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:21 am to olgoi khorkhoi
Just go sleep with your boyfriend. Based on your post, you sound as though you would find comfort in feeling his belly on your back.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:22 am to olgoi khorkhoi
LOL
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:22 am to olgoi khorkhoi
quote:
it will keep me awake.
You're in for an eye opening experience, baw. Sleep isn't a thing once she pushes that thing out. 
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:24 am to Hangover Haven
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Side gig doing hot shots?
Yep. My buddy got the job but couldn’t do it. He offered me $1200 and gas and I was making less than $200/ day at the time.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:26 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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Yep. My buddy got the job but couldn’t do it. He offered me $1200 and gas and I was making less than $200/ day at the time.
Stay on topic, fricktard
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:28 am to olgoi khorkhoi
Sorry you’re gay and or are a fruit.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:28 am to tigerbandpiccolo
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Imagine how she feels. Jerk.
I do, but both of us losing sleep doesn’t seem like the answer.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:32 am to olgoi khorkhoi
Considering that your bellies probably touched while you where getting her pregnant I see no reason for them not to touch now.
If the baby moving around keeps you awake, you think she’s getting a lot of sleep?
If the baby moving around keeps you awake, you think she’s getting a lot of sleep?
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:33 am to olgoi khorkhoi
You’re welcome.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:37 am to olgoi khorkhoi
I purposely sleep with my belly against my husband to make him feel the kicks; he sleeps through it. It’s uncomfortable enough having to try to only sleep on my sides. I’d be super annoyed if he said anything related to how I’m sleeping.
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:40 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:Seems spiteful.
I purposely sleep with my belly against my husband to make him feel the kicks
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:42 am to olgoi khorkhoi
You still let her sleep on the bed? Wtf dude. Grow a pair
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:42 am to olgoi khorkhoi
Why your baby momma at your place? She should be at her home (her mom’s house) while you should have some Fresh bitches over
Posted on 7/3/20 at 8:59 am to olgoi khorkhoi
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Am I a jerk for not letting my wife touch her pregnant belly on me
You’re asking the wrong question. I’ll help you out.
“How much is child support now that my pregnant wife left me because I wouldn’t let her rub her pregnant belly on me at night?”
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