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re: Airplane restrooms are not body positive enough for the "equity movement"

Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19297 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:27 pm to
Ok to be fair I can’t even really take a comfortable piss in a CRJ.
But does this count really expect airlines and mfg’s to make the lav big enough for a wheelchair fatty? Take the bus
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10609 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:27 pm to
Should charge equitably by the pound.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15498 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:28 pm to
Can't wait to die in a crash because they had to make a Jabba the Hutt bathroom by changing the physics of the flight
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35926 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:28 pm to
I’ve never seen an unoccupied restroom on a flight that isn’t accessible. Wtf is this count blathering about???
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:28 pm to
I'd love to see their solution. If the heads stay in the same spot there's no room to make them bigger with cockpit access and the door hatch right there. These fricking idiots are engineers and airplane designers now?
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:29 pm to
It’s quite simple.

They will create 1st class planes (all large seats) with XXL lavatories and name them the Beluga Class (spin off of cargo plane).

Think of the cruise ships in Wall-e just in plane versions. They’d also serve “Pizza In A Cup!”
Posted by KCSilverTiger
KCMO
Member since Sep 2022
1090 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:29 pm to
She's not talking about fat people, you dumb fricks. She's talking about people with disabilities (i.e. people who need walkers, crutches, wheel chairs, etc.).
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7954 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:31 pm to
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She's right. I have to bend my neck at a ninety degree angle to take a piss on most domestic flights. Make planes taller!


Unfortunately I find myself on regional jets more than I would like and it's like origami to get my 6'2" self into that bathroom
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:31 pm to
Or is she??????

Care for some Pizza?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89795 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:33 pm to
God i hate you democrats. You pander to the shittiest people in this country.

Want to raise healthcare costs? keep getting fatter America.

Oh and that will be extra for your plain ticket because we have to remove seating for larger bathrooms for fat people.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92263 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:33 pm to
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She's not talking about fat people, you dumb fricks. She's talking about people with disabilities (i.e. people who need walkers, crutches, wheel chairs, etc.).



they've got accessible shitters on wide bodies, not so feasible on narrow bodies, though I think they're considered to be accessible, if you're that much of an invalid then maybe buy an extra ticket for an assistant to help you make it to the lav?
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1901 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:33 pm to
Forget about a poor economy, illegal (and dangerous) immigrants crossing the border in record numbers, homelessness and shitty veteran benefits, the VP of the US wants to tackle airplane bathrooms!

I guess this is par for the course with this administration!
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16118 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:34 pm to
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passing on the cost to consumers

The cost is going somewhere, so ... yeah.

And good luck screwing with foreign airlines that fly into the US, you dumb c%nt.

The bathrooms on mainstream airlines are fine, with the exception of some of the sinks that spray you with water as soon as you turn them on.

I've never flown Spirit or Frontier, so baller status. But I also hit the bathroom in the airport before any flight, domestic, or international. However, I will try to blow up the lav on the Lufthansa 747 I'm flying on tomorrow to report back to the group.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104043 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:34 pm to
Andre The Giant used to just shite in the tub when he was in Japan, which was hardly built to accommodate someone of his size.

I don’t think that will work on domestic flights, so maybe she should be flown in a cattle transport.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89795 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:37 pm to
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She's not talking about fat people, you dumb fricks. She's talking about people with disabilities (i.e. people who need walkers, crutches, wheel chairs, etc.).


you going to widen the aisle in the plains too? How would you do that? less seating? seats being even smaller?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70029 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:37 pm to
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She's not talking about fat people, you dumb fricks. She's talking about people with disabilities


aren't they essentially the same? dumb frick
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7954 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:37 pm to
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The bathrooms on mainstream airlines are fine, with the exception of some of the sinks that spray you with water as soon as you turn them on.


Those new lavs on the 737MAX and A321neo with a sink that only fits one hand do kinda suck
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37328 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:38 pm to
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She's not talking about fat people, you dumb fricks. She's talking about people with disabilities (i.e. people who need walkers, crutches, wheel chairs, etc.).


A wheelchair is a wheelchair.

Attempting to make the interior of commercial airplanes ADA compliant or whatever is dumb as hell. There isn't enough room as it is.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27582 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:38 pm to
Domestic flights dont have a titty bar in the back either, but I keep my mouth shut since I didnt design the planes.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92263 posts
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:39 pm to
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on the Lufthansa 747 I'm flying on tomorrow


while you're on the plane check the ovens for my cousin Levi, he was supposed to have been on the flight from Tel Aviv last night but he never got off the plane?

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