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re: Affairs... (very long)
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:15 am to throwaway082119
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:15 am to throwaway082119
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Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:16 am to throwaway082119
You're a very weak man
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:17 am to throwaway082119
You know, the only thing that will get you over this is to post pics!
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to Ruxins Rascals
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Can I get the spark notes version of this?
Shithead gets drunk at work conference
Has terrible sex w a fat girl
Fat girl gets clingy but OP's wife doesn't pay attention to him so he engages
OP starts to feel guilty and posts this thread embellishing the sex and hotness of the chick
OP likes to frick himself with hairbrushes
This post was edited on 8/23/19 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to throwaway082119
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She’s cleanly waxed, wearing a thong and whispering the sexiest things in my ear. We have a long sex session and it was amazing. The only reason I was able to go as long as I did was because we were both somewhat dehydrated from all the wine at dinner, so we kept stopping to drink water and change positions (let that be a tip if you are having trouble with the stamina). We screwed all over my room and in every position you could imagine. It was amazing. We both finished and then laid there talking for about an hour. There is some heavy petting and kissing going on while we are talking and suddenly, I’m ready for round 2
What an awesome set of sentences for an anonymous post on an lsu message board
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to throwaway082119
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I’m at the closure of one and need to type out some therapy so I’m turning to the OT.
You've come to the right place
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to throwaway082119
zero percent chance anyone reads this
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to throwaway082119
Your kids aren’t yours anyway, so don’t worry about it
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to throwaway082119
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TL; DR – After 16 years of marriage I had a 1-night stand that turned into feelings and now I’m sad with no one to blame but myself.
frick me, you couldn't just start with that??
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:18 am to Splackavellie
I have been with my wife for 13 years. She began cheating on me 5 months ago. My life has been in shambles since. We have two young boys, a house we bought less than a year ago, and now I have to figure out how to pick myself up and move in.
Cheaters are scum. If you want to leave, then leave. What people dont understand is that the physical act of cheating isn't what hurts, it's betrayal. Betrayal from someone you love more than anything is a mother fricker. It's hard to bounce back from that.
frick you for cheating. I hope you get your karma soon.
Cheaters are scum. If you want to leave, then leave. What people dont understand is that the physical act of cheating isn't what hurts, it's betrayal. Betrayal from someone you love more than anything is a mother fricker. It's hard to bounce back from that.
frick you for cheating. I hope you get your karma soon.
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:19 am to throwaway082119
I would read all of that except I have a life. Seek counseling. Posting all of that on the OT is a cry for help if I’ve ever heard one.
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:19 am to throwaway082119
This is going to get awkward when people match your IP address up with your old username
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:20 am to throwaway082119
How old are your kids and does your wife not do it for you any more?
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:20 am to throwaway082119
well this isnt creepy at all
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:20 am to throwaway082119
Sounds like you had a great fling with zero repercussions. With your luck you should buy a lottery ticket
This post was edited on 8/23/19 at 10:21 am
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:21 am to throwaway082119
I read all of that
You are a weak person
I can almost excuse (not really) 1 night at a conference after drinking but after that you had every opportunity to never see or speak to her again
You are throwing your marriage away & fricking up your kids childhoods over someone you really don’t know & you probably wouldn’t want to be with it you were around her 24/7
You are a weak person
I can almost excuse (not really) 1 night at a conference after drinking but after that you had every opportunity to never see or speak to her again
You are throwing your marriage away & fricking up your kids childhoods over someone you really don’t know & you probably wouldn’t want to be with it you were around her 24/7
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:21 am to throwaway082119
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After 16 years of marriage I had a 1-night stand that turned into feelings and now I’m sad with no one to blame but myself.
Dont worry, your wife has probably been on some girl trips...
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:21 am to throwaway082119
literOTica
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:22 am to Ruxins Rascals
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Can I get the spark notes version of this
Dude cheated on his wife of 16 years, and is ok with losing his kids since he caught feelings. In an ironic twist his side piece dumped him for her ex and now he's the sad one while he lays next to a woman that loves and is faithful to him nightly. OP also has an out of left field fetish for fricking himself with hairbrushes.
This post was edited on 8/23/19 at 10:25 am
Posted on 8/23/19 at 10:22 am to DomincDecoco
I was expecting to walk the dinosaur after all of that
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