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Advocare Trash on Facebook
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:54 pm
Figured I would share my advocare trash story since everybody else around here does.
Wife and I just adopted our first child. She was born Monday morning. Today I get a facebook message from a friend congratulating me on fatherhood and our new child. After a once sentence congrats she writes a war and peace novel on her product.
I just wanted to speak a word of truth to any and all Facebook snake oil pushers on the OT.
You are the trash of the earth. If I had to rank the 3 worst people in the world it would be pedophiles, murderers, and you. I am sorry you are poor and have to resort to this type of harassment to provide you with enough food to survive. I hope you become a productive member of society one day.
Wife and I just adopted our first child. She was born Monday morning. Today I get a facebook message from a friend congratulating me on fatherhood and our new child. After a once sentence congrats she writes a war and peace novel on her product.
I just wanted to speak a word of truth to any and all Facebook snake oil pushers on the OT.
You are the trash of the earth. If I had to rank the 3 worst people in the world it would be pedophiles, murderers, and you. I am sorry you are poor and have to resort to this type of harassment to provide you with enough food to survive. I hope you become a productive member of society one day.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:56 pm to beebefootballfan
What is Advocate?
Health insurance?
Eta: eff spellcheck
Health insurance?
Eta: eff spellcheck
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:58 pm to N2cars
tell her in person,maybe not a TD reader
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:58 pm to Bayoutigre
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tell her in person,maybe not a TD reader
Already have.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:59 pm to beebefootballfan
She sho rustled them jimmies
Posted on 12/18/15 at 8:59 pm to beebefootballfan
I don't know what you're talking about.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:00 pm to beebefootballfan
I don't think anyone over 21-23 should have a Facebook. Just my opinion though
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:02 pm to beebefootballfan
Amen
I hate those people
I hate those people
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:02 pm to beebefootballfan
It's actually useful. Now you know who to avoid talking to at social events. And you can decline having lunch with these people just to "catch up".
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:02 pm to beebefootballfan
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Advocare Trash on Facebook
tried it for 30 days is really ineffective if you are working out and eating right. It changed nothing as at the time I was running 5+ miles a day, lifting weights 3x a week, and eating right at the time.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:03 pm to texag7
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I don't think anyone over 21-23 should have a Facebook. Just my opinion though
Truth. I'm 27 and it just depresses the dog shite out of me when I go on there.
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:09 pm to beebefootballfan
I mean... did they post it in the thread on the birth?
If it was just a message saying congrats and oh by the way, just say thanks but nobthanks.
Sheesh
If it was just a message saying congrats and oh by the way, just say thanks but nobthanks.
Sheesh
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:10 pm to beebefootballfan
Y'all are husky parents huh?
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:12 pm to beebefootballfan
I went in to get my number for a triathlon down here in Jupiter FL. It was storming but my wife had our newborn at home and I had my then 2.5 year old with me. I bundled him up and dashed into the hotel ballroom where the expo was. Got him in and put him down and started walking with him to the packet pick up. He wipes out pretty hard and on a wet floor from people coming in with wet shoes. Gets one of those instantaneous eggs right on his forehead that little kids get. I pick him up and try to calm him a little because he is wailing. Advocare/crossfit type rep gives a half sympathetic look and steps in front of me asking if I've heard of Advocare in this voice somewhere between smug and seductive. I know I gave her probably the most dumbfounded/pissed look I've ever given anyone in my life and didn't say a word to her,my one and only Advocare story. 
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:12 pm to beebefootballfan
It's easy to delete or hide someone
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:12 pm to beebefootballfan
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Trash
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:18 pm to beebefootballfan
When the wife and I lived in Charlotte, that Advocare shite was rampant across my wife's FB (I don't have FB).
Well one day the chick across the street (married with kids) sends my wife the same novel about the product, how great it is, changed her life, etc.
Along with this message was about four of five pics of said chick, in underwear. arse shots. Tits shots. Close ups of belly and 'giner area.
This was a girl we had maybe talked to twice. So my wife just responded with 'not interested but my husband said thanks for the T&A shots.'
Well one day the chick across the street (married with kids) sends my wife the same novel about the product, how great it is, changed her life, etc.
Along with this message was about four of five pics of said chick, in underwear. arse shots. Tits shots. Close ups of belly and 'giner area.
This was a girl we had maybe talked to twice. So my wife just responded with 'not interested but my husband said thanks for the T&A shots.'
Posted on 12/18/15 at 9:22 pm to CFDoc
What is advocare?
This post was edited on 12/18/15 at 9:22 pm
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