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re: A UFO Lands on your ranch. What would you do?

Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16066 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:55 pm to
Fly that puppy
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103802 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:05 am to
quote:

Greet the patrons to some Coors Light.



I wouldn’t give them shitty beer in fear they’d decide to nuke us
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
799 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:07 am to
First you make a roux.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 1:24 am to
I would grab some lube to prepare for the upcoming experiments.
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 1:24 am
Posted by Rooco
Member since May 2012
505 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 1:36 am to
A.

Why take such chances, e.g. zapped into oblivion immediately.

Or better yet, experinented on in ways that would make Josef Mengele blush.

Contacting law enforcement immediately is your best bet to save yourself and loved ones.

I welcome your criticisms
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 1:56 am to
Try to have sex with it
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 2:01 am to
Yell Roll Tide! then tea bag the shite out of them.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 4:01 am to
Send the first intergalactic dick pick of course
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25789 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 4:25 am to
I'd check some knuckles then tell the occupants to meet me up at Sonic.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72710 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 4:34 am to
This is the OT. Everyone's going to try and figure out how to fit their dick in it
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 7:15 am to



Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:00 am to
Be happy I GTFO of La.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9390 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:07 am to
frick all their women. Never had any Martian pussy before.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39217 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:13 am to
Record it with an RCA video camera from the 80s
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25349 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:24 am to
B

But if they’re an advanced society some blue Rockies aren’t going to cut it, better have some juice waiting for them.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:28 am to
Make some rice
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 8:29 am to
what do the passengers look like?

Posted by LarryDavid
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2010
4207 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:07 am to
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4365 posts
Posted on 12/31/18 at 9:08 am to
Sell the ranch and buy that sucker.
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