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A UFO Lands on your ranch. What would you do?
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:23 pm
If a UFO were to land on your property/ranch out in the wild west in Eastern Utah, would you:
A) Report it by calling the Police.
B) Greet the patrons to some Coors Light.
C) make a deal that if you helped them fix their wheel/disc with whatever they need that you can ride along with them and leave this shite hole behind.
D) See C, but ask that it be your wife instead. You know, as an offering to the gods of course.
A) Report it by calling the Police.
B) Greet the patrons to some Coors Light.
C) make a deal that if you helped them fix their wheel/disc with whatever they need that you can ride along with them and leave this shite hole behind.
D) See C, but ask that it be your wife instead. You know, as an offering to the gods of course.
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:23 pm to reo45
frick with it
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:24 pm to reo45
set up a bar and gift shop
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:25 pm to reo45
Question why the frick I'm on a ranch in Utah
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:26 pm to reo45
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:27 pm to reo45
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:27 pm to reo45
Hide the sheep
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:27 pm to reo45
I would show it my dick.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:28 pm to CajunSoldier225
I'll never understand why that rancher in Roswell decided to go the route of A.
Dude had the chance of a lifetime to show the world what was up.
Dude had the chance of a lifetime to show the world what was up.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:31 pm to reo45
Pretty sure the government convinced him to not say shite
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:34 pm to reo45
Hide. The odds that you survive that encounter are slim.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:35 pm to reo45
Anal Probe
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:36 pm to reo45
frick it in the arse to assert dominance
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:39 pm to dawgfan24348
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Pretty sure the government convinced him to not say shite
Yep, he said he went back and got the debris from a balloon!!
Really man? You got all hyped up over a fricking balloon that landed on your property?
So he tells them he found a balloon that gets mistaken for a disc to later be a balloon after all.
So many inconsistencies
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:41 pm to reo45
Probably go frick around with it and knock on the door and get zapped into oblivion.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:42 pm to reo45
Ask I feel they might be interested in co-starring in a reality show
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:44 pm to reo45
I grab my bow, hop on Epona, and help Romani fend them off until dawn.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:45 pm to reo45
PIIAB
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