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re: A guy stopped off at a bar on the way home from work
Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:13 pm to Frank Black
Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:13 pm to Frank Black
quote:it was a white guy wasnt it?
A guy stopped off at a bar on the way home from work
because a black guy wouldn't have a job and a Mexican drinks in his truck
do i do that right?
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Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:13 pm to PJinAtl
quote:Scotchman
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot
Or did you mean an Eng, an Ir, and a Scot?
Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:20 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
For not being amused by a puke and shite joke?
Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:23 pm to Frank Black
Lightweight. I only shite my pants on a very very bad day where I walked home after 25 Rumples.
Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:35 pm to Frank Black
Two friends were deciding which bar to go to on a given night. When one of the buddies made a suggestion, the other had to veto it because he had been kicked out of that bar the week before.
"Why did you get kicked out?"
"Because I blew chunks on the bar"
"What's the big deal? Everyone gets sick in a bar from time to time"
"Yeah, but Chunks is the bar-owner's dog..."
"Why did you get kicked out?"
"Because I blew chunks on the bar"
"What's the big deal? Everyone gets sick in a bar from time to time"
"Yeah, but Chunks is the bar-owner's dog..."
Posted on 4/24/26 at 10:38 pm to Frank Black
quote:
You must mentally be about 12
To be fair, most men between 12 and 75 are mentally 12 when it comes to humor.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:07 am to LSUGrad9295
I walked into my friend's yard and his dog was on the porch licking his own dick. I said, "I wish I could do that." My friend said, "Be careful, when I tried he bit me."
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:09 am to Kafka
Scotsman
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:09 am to Frank Black
The doctor was his mother
Posted on 4/25/26 at 9:27 am to LSUfan4444
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 11:38 am to Tridentds
Tridentds,
This kind of reminds me when I was decked out purple and gold hanging out at the Dixie Chicken in 2007 during LSU's beat down of OSU in the BCS NC game. I was attending A&M's "Dredge School" that week and went out to watch the game.
After a few drinks I try telling an aggie joke to the old man sitting at the table next to me. He interupts me and points to a couple of big dudes across the bar and explains they are LBs on the football team and points to another guy who was a former 12th man and HWT wrestling champion in TX. Then starts to explain to me that it probably wasn't in my best interest to tell Aggie Jokes and should go back to watching the game. I looked at the guys he pointed out, looked at him and then said "you're absolutely right probably not a good idea." He chuckles and say, "Scared?" I respond, "Nope, I'm trying to enjoy the game and don't have time to explain the joke four times!"
This kind of reminds me when I was decked out purple and gold hanging out at the Dixie Chicken in 2007 during LSU's beat down of OSU in the BCS NC game. I was attending A&M's "Dredge School" that week and went out to watch the game.
After a few drinks I try telling an aggie joke to the old man sitting at the table next to me. He interupts me and points to a couple of big dudes across the bar and explains they are LBs on the football team and points to another guy who was a former 12th man and HWT wrestling champion in TX. Then starts to explain to me that it probably wasn't in my best interest to tell Aggie Jokes and should go back to watching the game. I looked at the guys he pointed out, looked at him and then said "you're absolutely right probably not a good idea." He chuckles and say, "Scared?" I respond, "Nope, I'm trying to enjoy the game and don't have time to explain the joke four times!"
This post was edited on 4/25/26 at 11:49 am
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:57 pm to Frank Black
At work, three friends get into an argument over who got more wasted the night before.
"I got so drunk last night, when I got home I blew chunks," said the first man.
"I got so drunk last night, I had to sleep outside because I couldn't make it inside my house," said the second man.
But the third man was certain he got more wasted than his friends. "I got so drunk, I set my entire house on fire!" he argued.
"I don't think you guys understand," said the first man. "My dog's name is chunks."
"I got so drunk last night, when I got home I blew chunks," said the first man.
"I got so drunk last night, I had to sleep outside because I couldn't make it inside my house," said the second man.
But the third man was certain he got more wasted than his friends. "I got so drunk, I set my entire house on fire!" he argued.
"I don't think you guys understand," said the first man. "My dog's name is chunks."
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:11 pm to Frank Black
I didn't find one decent joke in the lot. You couldn't even make an old trucker laugh. 
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:21 pm to Frank Black
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:24 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
you must be at least 75
You wish!
Grey Panthers are now White Panthers
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