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re: A guy at my office spends a quarter of his day on the toilet.

Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:54 pm to
We were on a department meeting this morning and I thought I was gonna shite myself.
Posted by illinitiger
North then South
Member since Feb 2009
3299 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:55 pm to
It’s called cocaine.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:59 pm to
What is a reasonable expectation of how you’ll first meet someone from the PoliBoard?
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Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12782 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:59 pm to
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He’s avoiding work. And fapping too.



this
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5817 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:00 pm to
You work with Ryan too?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58820 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:01 pm to
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But every time I go in there I see his black tennis shoes in the stall. It’s literally 4 shits a day at a minimum.

i hope walmart is paying you a living wage
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:04 pm to
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Leave him alone. Until you have "stomach issues" you have no idea. Its fricking miserable sometimes. I feel for him.

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CrappyPants

Checks out.

But agreed, mind your own business.
Posted by BoogalooCopperpot
In my own head
Member since Jan 2021
458 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:13 pm to
rectal prolapse fetish
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:41 pm to
This thread again?
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4957 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:46 pm to
Reason #532 why im glad ive worked remote for the last 15 years- no coworkers to count how many times i use the bathroom… except my dog, he doesnt care too much .
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3553 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:47 pm to
He could have inflammatory bowel disease or irritable bowel syndrome or something.

Or maybe his diet consists mostly of beer and crawfish.
Posted by texn
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Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
977 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:56 pm to
OP should answer this but I feel like he realizes he’s an idiot and won’t reply.
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 10:00 pm to
Blood pressure meds will have you on the toilet constantly lol
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7496 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 8:58 am to
He may have similar concerns about your overactive bladder.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103094 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:00 am to
If you had the cooking I ate at home, you would be in there all day too.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73466 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:01 am to
some guy in my office monitors how often i go to the restroom during work hours. it's pretty creepy.
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1925 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:09 am to
IBS probably
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21302 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:11 am to
Which by personal experience I can tell you it sucks. Fighting a bout right now. Most unpleasant and food intake has to go back to very bland.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2652 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:11 am to
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He’s avoiding work. And fapping too.


This. He's on his cell phone watching pr0n and the fapZ.
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