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A guy at my office spends a quarter of his day on the toilet.

Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:50 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6570 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:50 pm
He’s a little “off”…. Maybe Aspergers or something. But every time I go in there I see his black tennis shoes in the stall. It’s literally 4 shits a day at a minimum.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:51 pm to
Leave me alone, I am avoiding my wife.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48361 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:51 pm to
Does his wife work there too?
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3682 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:52 pm to
Sounds like you're visiting the water closet a lot yourself to be keeping such tabs on him.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25700 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:56 pm to
Hey pass me a new role of toilet paper
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9421 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:56 pm to
I have other guys at work the same way. I go to pee and they’re in there shitting again.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123927 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:57 pm to
Posted by Not Cooper
Member since Jun 2015
4676 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:57 pm to
Leave Lester Earl alone that’s how he gets his post count up.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53573 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:57 pm to
Joke is on you, he owns two pair of black tennis shoes and he's really fricking off at the closest bar.
This post was edited on 5/3/22 at 7:59 pm
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27261 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:02 pm to
How fat is he?
This post was edited on 5/3/22 at 8:03 pm
Posted by diremustang
Member since Oct 2017
2287 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:03 pm to
frick off. my diet is 90% liquor and hot wings
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

every time I go in there I see his black tennis shoes in the stall. It’s literally 4 shits a day at a minimum.


So you see him? Which means you’re spending a lot of time in the shitter too right? And you post here. A lot. Does he post here too? Cause it sounds like you might have him beat by a smidge.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

black tennis shoes


Classy workplace
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26963 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:16 pm to
worked with a similar dude.

joke was on all of us. he was a barely functional alcoholic. he was pounding little single serve bottles of wine.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76178 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:17 pm to
He’s avoiding work. And fapping too.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
697 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:23 pm to
Leave him alone. Until you have "stomach issues" you have no idea. Its fricking miserable sometimes. I feel for him.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64111 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

It’s literally 4 shits a day at a minimum.


Wait people don’t do this?
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3796 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:25 pm to
Do you work for CNN perhaps?

Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10186 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:27 pm to
I’m not shitting wink wink nudge nudge
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