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re: A guy at my office spends a quarter of his day on the toilet.

Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:16 am to
Posted by Cajun75
Member since Mar 2022
605 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:16 am to
Guess he's not too dumb....he's working half the time you are and getting paid the same, lol.
Posted by rattlebucket
SELA
Member since Feb 2009
11445 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:16 am to
Those of us who’ve had an cholecystectomy. Its a real challenge mkay
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:26 am to
Several months back my wife’s firm hired one of the partner’s nephew’s who has arse-burgers or something. She said he does the same thing and spends half the day in the bathroom. They finally let him go not too long ago and I’m worried he’s going to shoot the place up.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:28 am to
Mind your own business.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:32 am to
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shite on company time
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6581 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 10:09 am to
Generally I am out at a construction site each day and I usually leave our office at 7 am.
Every morning the same two dudes run from their trucks directly to our men's rooms (we only have 2 ,each with one terlit) and camp there for about 10 to 15 minutes. Every dam day, the same thing.

I'll leave the office and they are still in there. I take a wiz in the woods next to the construction site.
Posted by Offshorewhore
Member since Jan 2022
21 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 10:36 am to
Are there any openings?
Posted by KajunLass
Member since Apr 2022
194 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 10:58 am to
arse-burgers
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1255 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Every morning the same two dudes run from their trucks directly to our men's rooms (we only have 2 ,each with one terlit) and camp there for about 10 to 15 minutes. Every dam day, the same thing.

When I used to be required to go into an office, I did the same thing. No shame.

That morning Adderall/Coffee shite hits you like a freight train. I'd rather shite in the toilet than in my pants; but that's just me baw
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1967 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 11:04 am to
Your employer has stalls in the bathroom? So it's not just a bathroom with one toilet in it? weird
This post was edited on 5/4/22 at 11:05 am
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