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athenslife101
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A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Guy was walking his golden retriever. As we passed, the dog sat on my foot and looked up at me for a head pat. As soon as my hand touched his head, he had rolled over for a belly rub. I feel tricked


BeerMoney
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Did you rub his rocket?


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TDsngumbo
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
That lying, deceiving son of a bitch.


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GetBackToWork
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Lemme guess... you live in Mandeville and the dog’s favorite massage joint just got shut down.


TexasTiger89
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Still a good boy.


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Displaced
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
So you got duped for a boop?


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RexKramer
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Dogs > cats


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deathinthedelta
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
At least it wasn’t the breed of peace and instead got your face bitten off


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John McClane
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DeafJam73
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
I love goldens. Awesome dogs. I had one growing up.


VolsOut4Harambe
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Member since Sep 2017
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
quote:

golden retriever


Best breed.


Goldensammy
Cypress, TX
Member since Jun 2016
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Agreed, best dog breed. Put ours down last August. He was 3 months shy of 15 years old. Kids want another dog in a bad way. I'm currently enjoying not cleaning up dog hair.


Wolfhound45
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OweO
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
You are lucky it wasn't a pitbull


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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Sounds like "Just the tip" in dog language.


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deltaland
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
quote:

golden retriever


Best breed.


Parents had a pup right before I was born and we had that golden retriever until I was 16 years old. That dog saved my life when I was 7 years old I was walking through the woods by myself and almost stepped on a huge rattlesnake I remember last second seeing it rear it’s head up about to strike me inches away and I saw a flash of gold fur and that dog came out nowhere and snatched the snake up and killed it.

I cried hard the day we had to put her down. I’ve never been one to cry over a pet but I did over her


TheFonz
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Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
It’s a friendly dog. Rub his damn belly. It’s good for the soul.


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FishingwithFredo
Alabama Fan
Member since Dec 2014
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
quote:

Put ours down last August. He was 3 months shy of 15 years old.


Condolences - I know how much it sucks. We lost our guy last August as well. He was 15 1/2. We held about as long as we could…picked up a Golden pup this past Saturday.


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goofball
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
quote:

. As soon as my hand touched his head, he had rolled over for a belly rub.


Bait and switch.


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RogerTheShrubber
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re: A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Goldens are specially created to make humans smile. Its their sole purpose.


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