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A golden retriever just hoodwinked me
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:23 am
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:23 am
Guy was walking his golden retriever. As we passed, the dog sat on my foot and looked up at me for a head pat. As soon as my hand touched his head, he had rolled over for a belly rub. I feel tricked
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Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:25 am to athenslife101
Did you rub his rocket?
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:25 am to athenslife101
That lying, deceiving son of a bitch.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:30 am to athenslife101
Lemme guess... you live in Mandeville and the dog’s favorite massage joint just got shut down.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:33 am to athenslife101
Still a good boy.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:34 am to athenslife101
So you got duped for a boop?
Posted on 6/17/21 at 6:45 am to athenslife101
Dogs > cats
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:02 am to athenslife101
At least it wasn’t the breed of peace and instead got your face bitten off 
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:39 am to GetBackToWork
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:41 am to athenslife101
I love goldens. Awesome dogs. I had one growing up.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 7:43 am to athenslife101
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golden retriever
Best breed.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:05 am to DeafJam73
Agreed, best dog breed. Put ours down last August. He was 3 months shy of 15 years old. Kids want another dog in a bad way. I'm currently enjoying not cleaning up dog hair.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:15 am to athenslife101
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:16 am to athenslife101
You are lucky it wasn't a pitbull
Posted on 6/17/21 at 8:18 am to athenslife101
Sounds like "Just the tip" in dog language.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 10:51 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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golden retriever
Best breed.
Parents had a pup right before I was born and we had that golden retriever until I was 16 years old. That dog saved my life when I was 7 years old I was walking through the woods by myself and almost stepped on a huge rattlesnake I remember last second seeing it rear it’s head up about to strike me inches away and I saw a flash of gold fur and that dog came out nowhere and snatched the snake up and killed it.
I cried hard the day we had to put her down. I’ve never been one to cry over a pet but I did over her
Posted on 6/17/21 at 10:52 am to athenslife101
It’s a friendly dog. Rub his damn belly. It’s good for the soul.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 10:56 am to Goldensammy
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Put ours down last August. He was 3 months shy of 15 years old.
Condolences - I know how much it sucks. We lost our guy last August as well. He was 15 1/2. We held about as long as we could…picked up a Golden pup this past Saturday.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:05 am to athenslife101
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. As soon as my hand touched his head, he had rolled over for a belly rub.
Bait and switch.
Posted on 6/17/21 at 11:06 am to athenslife101
Goldens are specially created to make humans smile. Its their sole purpose.
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