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Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:21 pm to Slippy
About 6 years ago we had a get together after work. One girl who was stacked showed another her boobs in the bathroom and let her feel them. She was our HR person (the show-er). We were all drunk. I was very drunk. They told me about it when it was just us at the table. I complained extensively that it was unfair that I didn't get to see them too. I then apparently offered her 20 bucks to see them. That's right, at a work function, I offered the HR rep 20 bucks to see her tits. I still work there (fortune 500 company). I assume I'm untouchable (she doesn't work there anymore, so it wont come back on me).
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:35 pm to Slippy
Flip the script and ask her if she took out the garbage
Posted on 9/6/18 at 6:49 pm to KG6
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About 6 years ago we had a get together after work. One girl who was stacked showed another her boobs in the bathroom and let her feel them. She was our HR person (the show-er). We were all drunk. I was very drunk. They told me about it when it was just us at the table. I complained extensively that it was unfair that I didn't get to see them too. I then apparently offered her 20 bucks to see them. That's right, at a work function, I offered the HR rep 20 bucks to see her tits. I still work there (fortune 500 company). I assume I'm untouchable (she doesn't work there anymore, so it wont come back on me).
You didn't answer the key question: Did you get to see them?
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:00 pm to Slippy
Just do this
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:37 pm to Slippy
I went and showed the girl at our office with the big fake rack this thread. She said she doesn’t mind if we stare right at them because that’s why she got them. Man up and stare at them tittays!
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:51 pm to Slippy
Pics, motherfricker. You know better than this.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:57 pm to Slippy
Where are the damn pics????
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:12 pm to SECdragonmaster
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She said she felt better and then (plot twist) she asked me what I would have done if she had shown them to me at a party. I told her that I would have used that mental image often while jerking off for the next few years.
At least you didn’t say something awkward.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:43 pm to Slippy
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A girl at my office got a boob job.
Tell her to let you know when she wants a taco job.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:58 pm to G2160
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At least you didn’t say something awkward.
You had to be there. I said it smooth like.
AND it worked.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:17 pm to KG6
KG6... thats right... you are such a hero. pussy.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:29 pm to Slippy
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But I can't even say "Something is different about you. Did you change your hair?" I mean she's standing in front of me talking, and she knows I know because I am looking at the ceiling. I could actually compliment her on a change of hairstyle, so why not on her tiddies? It's sort of unfair, and discriminatory. I hate the modern world.
Just say, "There is something different about you, but I can't seem to put my hands on them".
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:00 pm to LaBR4
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Her pics didn't load, try that again
You win the internet
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:37 pm to Slippy
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But I can't even say "Something is different about you. Did you change your hair?" It's sort of unfair, and discriminatory.
You need to get a very obvious, gigantic penis implant and make the following face each morning when you see her by the coffee machine to let her know you've leveled the playing field:
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:41 pm to LaBR4
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LaBR4
550+ upvotes. Gotta be close to an OT record.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:14 pm to Slippy
This thread has me fricking dead. 
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:11 am to Slippy
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she showed them to a few of her female coworkers in the restroom.
If she doesn't show them to all of her co-workers, that is sexual discrimination. You should take this issue to HR immediately and demand to see her boobies.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:12 am to Slippy
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A girl at my office got a boob job.
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But I can't even say "Something is different about you. Did you change your hair?"
You can congratulate her on her pending divorce.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:24 am to Slippy
Most chicks that get new boobs will show them to everyone.......just ask her to see them and report back with pics
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