re: A girl at my office got a boob job.

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seen OT jokes run farther into the ground in the quad

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I've had jokes run into the ground. Could have been me. Really makes you think.

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I have it on good authority that she showed them to a few of her female coworkers in the restroom.

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used to be a common thing where I work, women get a new set of bolt ons and they couldn't wait to show them to everybody, they used to come up to the office and whip 'em out, let us do some scientific research with them, it was great

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But I can't even say "Something is different about you. Did you change your hair?" I mean she's standing in front of me talking, and she knows I know because I am looking at the ceiling. I could actually compliment her on a change of hairstyle, so why not on her tiddies? It's sort of unfair, and discriminatory. I hate the modern world.

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why is it so hard for some of you to talk to women? I don't get it, if you guys are friends you should say what ever you want. If you're weird quite guy, keep it to yourself.
You come off as a creep, so keep your head down you perv

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You have over 2,900 posts. You are better than this.

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Apparently not.

She is proud of her new assets and wants to show them off. I say go for it. Just make sure there are witnesses.

#metoo

Honestly, I got some a few years back and I didn't care who knew but they weren't noticeable. I wouldn't report a dude for saying something if I outright told everyone.

See if she got vagazzled while you're at it

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hey used to come up to the office and whip 'em out, let us do some scientific research with them,

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Did they remember to bring the coffee?

Just walk up casually without looking at her and make sure you are wearing no underwear so that boner is portruding.

I guarantee you she cant get you fired for that. She will likely be impressed and want to bone you in the worse way.

After second year of medical school, a girl (married to a guy from college - not in med school with us) got a new set of bolt on’s before we started our clinical rotations. She was drinking at a small party and showed them to every girl and two guys. I, unfortunately, was not there that night.

On Monday, she was telling me about how embarrassed she was to have done that. I told her it was not a big deal. They are just boobs and we are all soon to be physicians. She said she felt better and then (plot twist) she asked me what I would have done if she had shown them to me at a party. I told her that I would have used that mental image often while jerking off for the next few years. (I don’t destroy marriages)

She blushed and said “that is what I was afraid of!” About 15 mins later, when I passed her in the hall again, she said she had something else to tell me. She walked me into an empty patient room and lifted her shirt and said “you can touch them once and the rest will have to stay mental”. I rubbed on them and said “thank you soooo very much!” She ran out giggling.

We flirted back and forth but I started dating my wife and married shortly therefore. This chick divorced her husband of course.

Advice to OP - if you think she might find you attractive as well, go get your feel of them. If not, stay away because you will come off as pervy.

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Pig Kahuna

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Honestly, I got some a few years back and I didn't care who knew but they weren't noticeable

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