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re: A girl at my office got a boob job.

Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

I could actually compliment her on a change of hairstyle, so why not on her tiddies? It's sort of unfair, and discriminatory.


Just give her one of these.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20024 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

Stop being a titty and grab that pussy
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

So it's an old joke still being run into the ground, got it
Correct
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85651 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:47 pm to
You defense attorneys are a strange, tortured bunch.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:47 pm to
Had a co-worker get a boob job back in the 90's.

She showed the whole office after about 6 weeks.

I later had to testify to that fact when she was fired. She brought a suit against the company for what she claimed was sexually harassment.

I don't think she understood how things like that worked against you.
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10834 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:48 pm to
I like that you spelled titties with d's instead of t's.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84435 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:48 pm to
Act like you don't even notice or don't care. Her insecurity will go into overdrive and she'll bang you
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44882 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

Co-worker got a boob job years ago. I was dating my wife at the time. We both got a feel.


That was brave of him. Was he able to use the restroom of his choice or was this back in the dark ages?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66098 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:51 pm to
Motorboat them sum bitches
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:51 pm to
this is one situation you can actually usually cop a feel without any repercussions. I've been on the other end of this before and they want you to touch them, they are so proud of them

If they are fresh, you can at least feel them, you may even be able to see them, women love bragging and showing off after they get them.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76274 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:52 pm to
just tell her you're gay.

This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 3:54 pm
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:52 pm to
LINK
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1835 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:54 pm to
year after my senior year of high school, one of my hot arse teachers got hers done and i saw her somewhere around town.
i surely said "well, you certainly have changed"

she just laughed and blushed, i know csb.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:54 pm to
just say "hey, did you change something?" and see where she goes with it

sounds like you have no game, baw
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
5673 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:57 pm to
would asking about augmentation be inappropriate?
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
10148 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71097 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

And I have it on good authority that she showed them to a few of her female coworkers in the restroom.


That is very common


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:12 pm to
this is tricky. There are only two reasons a coworker gets a boob job: either she wants someone in the office to take her to pound town, or she wants someone to cross the harassment line so she can get paid.

Knowing which is which can be difficult because behaviors are similar. My advice is to watch how she treats other women of similar hotness: if she is looking to bang, she will likely be overtly hostile to them.

Good luck. You take a risk either way if you choose to play.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92260 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

is this the new OT joke that will be run into the ground?

seen OT jokes run farther into the ground in the quad
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:13 pm to
Tell her you got a cock enhancement and the old "I'll show mine if you'll show yours" could work this time.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 4:14 pm
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