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A controlling husband
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:31 pm
In the kitchen. Hear the microwave going while I’m doing other things. Microwave keeps going. I look and see it still has over a minute left.
Me: Babe is that pasta in the microwave?
Her: Yeah why?
Me: It only needs like 45 seconds...
I reach for the microwave door.
Her: Stop! I know how long it needs! I’ve used a microwave before!
I don’t say anything and leave the kitchen. 10 seconds later I hear her open the microwave. I go back in the kitchen and she proceeds to stoicly eat the obviously scalding hot pasta so as to not admit I was right.
Fast forward two weeks. We are in an argument. Who knows what the argument is about at this point. Out of nowhere...
Her: You always try to control things! Like in the kitchen the other day, you couldn’t just let me make MY food!
Me: Uh huh...
Me: Babe is that pasta in the microwave?
Her: Yeah why?
Me: It only needs like 45 seconds...
I reach for the microwave door.
Her: Stop! I know how long it needs! I’ve used a microwave before!
I don’t say anything and leave the kitchen. 10 seconds later I hear her open the microwave. I go back in the kitchen and she proceeds to stoicly eat the obviously scalding hot pasta so as to not admit I was right.
Fast forward two weeks. We are in an argument. Who knows what the argument is about at this point. Out of nowhere...
Her: You always try to control things! Like in the kitchen the other day, you couldn’t just let me make MY food!
Me: Uh huh...
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Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:32 pm to Jon Ham
sounds like you have a completely normal wife
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:32 pm to Jon Ham
You don’t have to always be right. That shite gets old bro. Why do you give a frick how long she cooks her pasta?
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:32 pm to Jon Ham
And?
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:33 pm to Jon Ham
Their ability to bring completely unrelated shite during an argument is impressive
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:33 pm to Jon Ham
She's testing boundaries with her metrosexual husband
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:33 pm to Jon Ham
It’s because you rape her according to the tittie thread.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
This is normal, baw
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
Buy her some shoes
On sale
On sale
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:35 pm to tilco
quote:
You don’t have to always be right. That shite gets old bro. Why do you give a frick how long she cooks her pasta?
I bet constructive critism drives you crazy.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:35 pm to TechDawg2007
You can either be right or happy but you can’t be both.
Wisest words my father ever told me.
Wisest words my father ever told me.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:36 pm to Jon Ham
You sound like a woman
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:36 pm to Jon Ham
Just because you are a bitch that can't take their food hot doesn't mean your wife likes her pasta lukewarm.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:36 pm to Jon Ham
Yes, women are crazy. Yes, women are always right. The sooner you learn this, the better your marriage will be.
Also, it’s pasta. Stop being petty
Also, it’s pasta. Stop being petty
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:37 pm to beebefootballfan
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This post was edited on 9/15/22 at 6:44 am
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:38 pm to Tester1216
Time for ya'll to take a step back and ask each other want is the real problem. Remember were y'all were a year or 5 years ago. This is the wisdom from someone married going on 40 years.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:38 pm to Jon Ham
A controlling husband is the sign of insecurity. Can’t stand to see it. The husbands are just as much human and idiots as the wives but feel the need to 'help out' by constantly criticizing and telling her what to do. I can’t imagine being the wife in that situation and spending your life with this person obsessed with their manhood (or lack there of) and being this constant bitching nagging voice putting you down all the time.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:38 pm to Jon Ham
Remind her you're just looking out ffor her best interest, safety and the roof of her mouth/tongue. Again, her mouth is yours and sometimes she needs to be reminded what it is for.
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:39 pm to tilco
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This post was edited on 3/26/21 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 3/21/19 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
I’ve learned to just let them do their thing. Why do you care if her pasta was too hot?
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