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re: $500M "art" purchase

Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by bhtigerfan
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:07 pm to
Okay, let's put it to a vote.

I'll start a thread about Pollock's art and see what people think.

Please feel free to post your pretentious opinions defending his work so everyone on the OT can laugh at you as I am.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:11 pm to
quintuple downing on that pretentiousness ehh?
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:16 pm to
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Okay, let's put it to a vote.

I'll start a thread about Pollock's art and see what people think.



On this board? Ha! I was at a Pollock exhibit a couple months ago and it was packed. So plenty of people do like Pollock and are willing to pay money to see his stuff.
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:18 pm to
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Dude blew 10% of his net worth on those paintings...


He will sell it for 700 mil in a few years. Pretty smart guy.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:20 pm to
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He will sell it for 700 mil in a few years. Pretty smart guy.
No he won't. He paid $200 mil for it. Paid $300 for the other one (not a Pollock).
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:21 pm to
I want to set up a show at a place like the art institute and just fill it up with paintings my buddies and I do while we're drunk, just slopping paint around, and attach it to some abstract artists, and see if any of those snobby assholes even tell the difference. I'm guessing they wouldn't.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:22 pm to
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Do you really think people pay that ridiculous amount of money for a Pollock painting because it's a beautiful piece of art?


Absolutely

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No. It's an investment for pretentious wealthy people to say, "I own a Pollock."


That happens too

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I think the "Dogs Playing Poker" is a better piece of art than any Pollock.


That's fine. The anti-abstract crowd is the only side telling people what to like and what is or isn't "real art", then yall have to audacity to call someone else pretentious
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:24 pm to
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No he won't. He paid $200 mil for it. Paid $300 for the other one (not a Pollock).


Then he will sell the 2 paintings for 700 mil. To simplify it for you, he will sell the Pollock for 300 and the De Konning for 400. My point is he will make money on his investment.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:24 pm to
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On this board? Ha!
Oh, so you think this board is full of idiots, yet you have almost 14,000 posts on TD?
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a! I was at a Pollock exhibit a couple months ago and it was packed. So plenty of people do like Pollock and are willing to pay money to see his stuff.
Wow, I'm shocked that pretentious assholes like to hang out with other pretentious assholes.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:26 pm to
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My point is he will make money on his investment.
I'm sure that's why he bought it. Not because he thinks it's some beautiful piece.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:27 pm to
You calling other people pretentious assholes while being one yourself is such a wonderful example of cognitive dissonance it's almost a work of art itself.

I may print out this thread and hang it up on my wall, in a few decades it will probably be worth a lot of money.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:29 pm to
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Not because he thinks it's some beautiful piece.


So, to clarify, because you can't imagine that someone might find that painting beautiful, that means it's impossible? You're literally saying your standard of beauty is the only legitimate one.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

I want to set up a show at a place like the art institute and just fill it up with paintings my buddies and I do while we're drunk, just slopping paint around, and attach it to some abstract artists, and see if any of those snobby assholes even tell the difference. I'm guessing they wouldn't.

Of course they wouldn't. It's random splatters. Put a Jackson Pollack label on it and people will drool over it. No one would say, "hmm these splatters and streaks and drippings look different than his ordinary work"
Posted by Zappas Stache
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:34 pm to
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cognitive dissonance


You and your big words are so fricking pretentious.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:41 pm to
I know, right?
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:44 pm to
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You're literally saying your standard of beauty is the only legitimate one.

Of course not. I'm saying that people who pretend that Pollock's work means anything more than random splatters of paint on a canvas are fooling no one, except their like minded fools.

Listen, you can like Pollock's work all you want, just don't look down your snobby nose at me because I think it's shite.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:46 pm to
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Listen, you can like Pollock's work all you want, just don't look down your snobby nose at me because I think it's shite.


But it's okay for you to look down your snobby nose at me for thinking it's great? frick you, hypocrite.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:47 pm to
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You and your big words are so fricking pretentious. 
You're proving my point about you two. Not only are you two pretentious, but you're narcissistic and pompous also.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:47 pm to
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Of course they wouldn't. It's random splatters. Put a Jackson Pollack label on it and people will drool over it. No one would say, "hmm these splatters and streaks and drippings look different than his ordinary work"


Serious question, can Joe Public instantly tell the difference between a Michelangelo or a Donatello sculpture compared to a lesser known work from the Renaissance period?

Hell, forget a work that that came from an artist whose name has been lost in time, could you even tell which is which between a Donatello or Michelangelo unless you were versed on what to look for?
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 2/19/16 at 4:52 pm to
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But it's okay for you to look down your snobby nose at me for thinking it's great? frick you, hypocrite.
Okay, let's agree to disagree here.

You can think Pollock was some great artist, and I'll continue to think that the old paint drop cloth in my storage room is equal to his work.
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