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re: $500M "art" purchase
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:20 pm to bhtigerfan
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:20 pm to bhtigerfan
quote:
No. It was just a middle aged alcoholic throwing paint on the floor.
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Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:24 pm to bhtigerfan
quote:If you need art to be explained to you, you're never gonna get it anyway.
Please explain this painting to me. Please!
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:24 pm to bhtigerfan
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You exhibit this trait when you suggest that other people "just don't get abstract art"
Link me to where I posted that
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:26 pm to Cdawg
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No. I couldn't.
Yes, you could. It would take you a day to research the different mediums and the colors that he uses.
It would take you another day(or two at the most) to hammer out a few hundred prototypes by using Pollock's trademark approach of diarrhea'ing paint on a canvas.
Use the next day to narrow down to your "best" work which has the most similarities to one of Pollack's. This may be the most difficult part because you would essentially need to try to find the best match between two pieces of garbage.
Spend the remainder of the week building up a community of functioning retards akin to Draco to celebrate your work. Find someone really rich and really really stupid to buy your garbage thus leading some "credence" to its value.
Viola, you're now like Pollock.
This post was edited on 2/19/16 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:28 pm to DanMullins4Life
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DanMullins4Life
What are you gonna do when Mullen goes to bigger school?
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:29 pm to DanMullins4Life
Why are you replying to me with that? I'm gonna kick you in your ole miss ovaries.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:29 pm to Draconian Sanctions
My previous user name was SlyCroom4Life, I had the admins change it for me.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:29 pm to Draconian Sanctions
I trust his opinion on art. Dude made the absolute GOAT of hype videos.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:32 pm to Dr RC
quote:This, is why I called you pretentious.
I haven't studied painting enough to know what he was reacting to or trying to represent
His paintings represent nothing! It's fricking paint splatter for God's sake!
His process? Dip brush in can, sling paint on canvas. Such talent!
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:32 pm to DanMullins4Life
The biggest shame about Pollock is that he's doing something that has been done in the realm of art for decades, perhaps centuries. But due to the fact that he sold out, he gets the most "credibility". Pollock is to abstract art, what Green Day is to Punk Rock.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:32 pm to DanMullins4Life
quote:
My previous user name was SlyCroom4Life, I had the admins change it for
Fair enough
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:33 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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You exhibit this trait when you suggest that other people "just don't get abstract art"
Link me to where I posted that
Still waiting in this
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:34 pm to JuiceTerry
quote:Nice cop out! You can't explain it either, so you use this tired arse line.
If you need art to be explained to you, you're never gonna get it anyway.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:34 pm to Quidam65
I thought I read somewhere a billionaire spent 300+M on a piece of art on his credit card. The upswing? He will never pay for a plane ticket again in his life as he now has crazy skymiles.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:35 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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You calling other people pretentious assholes while being one yourself is such a wonderful example of cognitive dissonance it's almost a work of art itself.
I don't think you used the term cognitive dissonance correctly.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:35 pm to bhtigerfan
Zat iz a true artiste. Jaz luke at z form! Luke at z passyon!
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:37 pm to JuiceTerry
Someone pull three or fours splatter paintings together and make one a Pollock and we'll see just how good these art aficionados are. I just don't know how to make it so they can't do an image search.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:38 pm to bhtigerfan
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His paintings represent nothing! It's fricking paint splatter for God's sake!
Does it need to represent something? Or is it there to get a reaction or evoke an emotion?
quote:
His process? Dip brush in can, sling paint on canvas. Such talent!
You can't explain it either
I tried but it seems your'e ignoring my post.
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:40 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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I don't think you used the term cognitive dissonance correctly.
Youre wrong
Posted on 2/19/16 at 5:40 pm to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
You exhibit this trait when you suggest that other people "just don't get abstract art"
Link me to where I posted that
STILL waiting on this
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