re: 5 months sober and need to hear some terrible partying stories.

Boring story. It would have been better if you got back to the hotel and the drag show and she had a penis and then you went full YOLO!

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Dude, let the guy cope with his sobriety in whatever way works for him. If nothing else, these stories are entertaining for the board

Nothing to get worked up about

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I'm not "worked up" abiut anything. Just commenting.

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Boring story. It would have been better if you got back to the hotel and the drag show and she had a penis and then you went full YOLO!

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3 dudes going at it after a drag show is more likely the actual outcome of that story.

ODAT

I've had substance abuse issues since I was probably 17.

Once got hammered drunk and popped some MDMA at my wife's cousin's engagement party. Ended up passing out and her family had to drag me to the car while my jaw was clenched.

Was at a friends wedding. My wife was still breast feeding for our 3 month old, so she went to sit in the car and pump for probably 30 minutes. Chugged a huge glass of whiskey, took my shirt off dancing, started vomiting and they carried me out fireman style to the car she was still sitting in, in front of probably 100 people. (Family made me go to outpatient rehab for that one)

As far as drug fueled benders go, I've had probably a handful where I didn't sleep for 3 days at a time and my anxiety got so bad I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital.

I like to think I've gotten a pretty good handle on things. I mainly just stick to beer now and always try to be in bed by 10 o'clock. I've been drug free for probably 3-4 years now.

You passed out on Ecstasy? How much did you drink? Good Lord man.

Oh man...I got some between HS, LSU from 94-01, out west in 20s

Stealing a cop car in BR in 95 after drinking law changed from 18 to 21...frickers wouldn't let us in the bars that fall and then started breaking up house parties all over town. Fuzz rolled up and went inside and left his car running in the alley. Looked at my boy next to me and said...dare me? He was like, you won't do it. Grabbed some newspaper to cover my prints, jumped in and took off cause frick THEM, we weren't even being loud. Headed from Sharlo townhomes down Brightside towards the river with the idea that I would pull the car up to the front of Murphy's, jump out, walk in like the man, and then blend in to the crowd...then better judgment won...I was wearing a green polo shirt and looked 16 at 20 years old. Wasn't going to make it across town w/ out getting popped. So, I pulled the car into a shallow ditch, turned all the lights on, locked the doors and started walking back...buddy picked me up on side of the road and saved my arse. The cop came out of the party and radio-ed it in and the dispatcher ragged his arse about it. I think he must have not made a big deal about it cause of the embarrassment...if he'd have rounded everyone up and started putting screws down I would have been ratted out quick. Thank God...Might still be in jail.

Breaking into my next door neighbors (three Tri Delts) in brightside because I was convinced it was my apartment (looked the same & next to each other). Couldn't figure out why my key didn't work, so opened the window and climbed in then threw up gin and punch all over their living room, flipped all their couches over/tossed them around, taking all my clothes off then them coming home to find me nekked and shitting on their downstairs toilet...my reaction was to stand up and say, wtf are ya'll doing in my apartment? They cleaned it all up...I felt terrible the next day and walked over to see if I could fix/clean anything. They were cool about it and laughing...

Doing the MS River Bridge catwalk after a long night..probably terrorist charges if tried that today.

Many GHB stories...finding a friend passed out in the G Hole behind the wheel at the drive through of Wendy's on College while he was in lawschool and saving his arse as the cops were on the way...lucky I happened to be behind him in line & saw the commotion (cars going around him, manager and worker in the parking lot shouting). I jumped in the passenger side door and was like "what the frick you doing while shoving him". He woke up in a stupor and tried to play it off...

Getting kicked out of a restaurant in SF w/ said friend after we both fell in the G Hole at the table. Getting in the car to "sleep it off"...waking up behind the wheel at a red light w/ a chick slapping me scream at me wtf was I doing, going to kill someone. Gunning it while she had me by the shirt...then somehow driving from North Beach to Upper Haight (way across town) w no memory of how we got there, and finally snapping out of it/waking after pinballing my car off a dumpster then a light pole. adrenaline keeping me up after that

State Palace Theater in NO...legal drug parties...insanity

Dr. Megavolt (search Dr. megavolt on youtube) and the junkyard claw and 18 wheeler (hard to properly describe...hard to believe it was happening) at my first year in Black Rock City (Burning Man) in the desert in 2001...a scene I will remember on my deathbed. We were standing on a junked car next to a Hell's Angel from Oakland who was explaining how a tesla coil works . I was trying to listen & understand while trolling (tripping on acid and rolling on X also w/ some GHB sprinkled in). Then we discussed if we would die if one of the electric bolts hit the hunk of metal we were standing on. That's a yep...

Taking one of my boys to my pops 50th Bday when we were in college. After his party we drove to a certain infamous bar on the water in south Louisiana and then a camp for afterparty. He was so fricked up he fell in the bay. Cursed the people who dove in to save him ("don't fricking touch me"), went inside, took all his clothes off in front of some HS girls (their family camp), They weren't a fan of his uncircumcised worm, proceeded to call them whores & "What the frick are you looking at" as he ate raw hamburger meat out of the fridge...I didn't want him at my house, so dropped him at another friend's parent's house, who was still at some other camp...he proceeded to wake the guys dad up by taking plates out of the cabinets and banging shite around digging for food...while...naked again. Was put to bed by startled and mortified dad...Dad woke again and heard water splashing. Homeboy decided to take a bath...dad walked in and he covered himself w his hands immediately and asked "what the frick are you looking at", dad put to bed again...I got a call at 7 am..."you motherfricker...I can't believe you did that. My mom could have found him..." :lol:

Rounds of a prank war w/ above naked friend...throwing a dying duck (shot through the neck w/ pellet gun by roommate & a now doctor) from the LSU lakes. snuck into his house and threw it on him while he was sleeping (naked of course)...scratched him all up and bled all over him as it writhed around on his chest and stomach. I never heard anyone scream like that before. Another time stole his car at 2 am and his dad had to take off work and cops came. His dad wanted to press charges...pulled the covers back on him sleeping (naked of course) and doused him with full pitcher of ice water after he stole my wallet and I came to retrieve cause I needed my ID for an exam.

Many, many more...13-30 was a fricking blast!

Wow, those stories make me want to stop drinking and I don’t even have a problem.

Believe me, I've had my issues with alcohol and drugs in the past, try to stick to beer only now and go to bed by 9-9:30 pm.

I'm a parent so I had to straighten up

One of the greatest ones was not me but a real good friend of mine : He took some acid and had a bad trip, was climbing over a fence that was 15 feet with barbed wire at the top and got his feet stuck.

He hung upside down tripping on acid for about two hours before fire rescue found him, they took him to the hospital where his wife was working as a nurse

Needless to say she was embarrassed as hell and wanted to kill him, this was small town La and everyone knew both of them.

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I ate some acid at a Pantera concert and legit thought it was the apocalypse.

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Sick.