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re: $43 mil? How about a steak dinner instead.

Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:55 pm to
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without steak sauce or ketchup.
She was playing penny slots so pretty sure she's a dipper.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:58 pm to
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Yes, when a machine that has a max payout of $6500 tells you that you've won $43M, that's a malfunction.





I misread that part.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48822 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:58 pm to
She would have gone through that $43 mil inside 5 years.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3764 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 1:30 pm to
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When I worked at the Beau Rivage they had a progressive up to something truly insane - like $30 million - but to win it you had to have bet the max on that spin. Well, a guy was doing that with his wife sitting next to him and decided he'd go to the bathroom. He told his wife to keep betting for him. She hit the jackpot ... but had only bet $1 and thus only won $1,600. When the guy got back he lost his mind and started beating his wife right there on the casino floor. He was arrested. I don't know what happened to them after that but I imagine that they didn't stay married.



Sounds like he has no idea how slots work. They are about as far from random as it gets
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 1:38 pm to
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They put the electronic machines in their casino so whenever it hits they have to pay out.. No matter what..



No.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 3:52 pm to
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but had only bet $1 and thus only won $1,600. When the guy got back he lost his mind and started beating his wife right there on the casino floor. He was arrested.


Would have been great if his bail was set at $1,601
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53582 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 4:16 pm to
It should be law that malfunctions on slots results in a max payout to the gambler.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 4:19 pm to
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It should be law that malfunctions on slots results in a max payout to the gambler. 



As a casino shareholder...no, it shouldn't.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 5:10 pm to
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It should be law that malfunctions on slots results in a max payout to the gambler.

The surface of this seems like a good idea, but the long term effects would only be in the negative for the player (not the casino).

You have to remember that these places are built on statistics. Nearly everything they do has a mathematical justification - way more so than most other business models. I promise you that the bean counters would factor in the potential "extra" payouts because of such a law and would adjust the payout rate on the machines accordingly.

Remember: the house always wins.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 5:23 pm to
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She would have gone through that $43 mil inside 5 years.

I once saw a guy, when I worked at one of the shittier casinos during my career, who couldn't afford to be there. He wasn't the type who was giving up food to play, but he wasn't the type that had extra cash to blow on slots. He was playing the penny slots and hit one of the big payouts for that machine. IIRC it was $1,200. This was a lot of money to this guy. (It wouldn't have surprised me if that was nearly as much as he made in a month.)

At any rate, those machines (at least in Louisiana as of several years ago) are set up so that anything over $1,200 has to be paid from the cage. The reason for this is that the State wants to withhold income taxes from large payouts. However, anything $1,200 or less doesn't require withholding and the machine can just give it to you in credits, which is what happened in this guy's case.

When he hit it he jumped up, yelled, grinned from ear to ear, told everyone how he had just walked in with his twenty dollars before work (he was in his work overalls), blah blah blah. Remember how I said this was a lot of money for this guy? He sat there for the next couple of hours, on the exact same machine, and played every single penny back. Walked out with only his free newspaper and a couple of cups of coffee.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 6:42 pm to
The machine clearly showed in her own picture malfunction. It doesn't say call attendant... Hand pay xxxxx.xx it says printing millions take your ticket..

Not only did it malfunction it did so while she was cashing out and she clearly is lying about what happened.
Posted by Calen50
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2011
116 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 6:48 pm to
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At any rate, those machines (at least in Louisiana as of several years ago) are set up so that anything over $1,200 has to be paid from the cage. The reason for this is that the State wants to withhold income taxes from large payouts


That $1200 number is federal and not state. These machines are set up so that any hit over $1200 locks up the machine in a handpay because that's what the federal government requires you to pay taxes on.

Also these machines are supposed to have limits set on them. I have never seen one set for over $100k. Something on this machine had to glitch at a software level for her to get this result. She will wind up getting nothing, unless the casino and slot manufacturer just want to pay her to go away and not deal with the negative PR of a lawsuit.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

When I worked at the Beau Rivage they had a progressive up to something truly insane - like $30 million - but to win it you had to have bet the max on that spin. Well, a guy was doing that with his wife sitting next to him and decided he'd go to the bathroom. He told his wife to keep betting for him. She hit the jackpot ... but had only bet $1 and thus only won $1,600. When the guy got back he lost his mind and started beating his wife right there on the casino floor. He was arrested. I don't know what happened to them after that but I imagine that they didn't stay married.


At least they had $1600 to pay for the divorce.
Posted by civiltiger07
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
15102 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 10:41 am to
This woman is on The Dan Lebatard show right now
Posted by demtigers73
Member since Aug 2014
6208 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 11:34 am to
Machine malfunction!

She didn't win shite and won't get shite!

It's in the fine print!

Basically got a steak for free!
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98619 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 11:35 am to
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I'll bet you a steak dinner she doesn't win.


Deal!
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104440 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 11:36 am to
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This woman is on The Dan Lebatard show right now


Well... how did she order her steak?
Posted by civiltiger07
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
15102 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 12:17 pm to
I didn't get to listen to the whole interview, but she did say she told them, "they could go shove that steak in a place the sun don't shine".
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:45 pm to
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I didn't get to listen to the whole interview, but she did say she told them, "they could go shove that steak in a place the sun don't shine".


In her checkbook?
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 11/3/16 at 7:59 pm to
The casino has zero liability in this? If not then how often do they make mistakes in their favor? Do they return money once they discover a customer lost more than they should have?
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