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Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:07 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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- Her perfect man is basically Tim Tebow.
Unless Tebow ends up having a shellfish allergy. In which case sorry tim, you don't make the cut.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:09 pm to CunningLinguist
She looks like the chick from Minority Report.
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:10 pm to Topwater Trout
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she isn't hot enough to demand 100k salary
Seven figure salary is a million bucks per year!
You could see the matchmaker was not very hopeful!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:12 pm to CunningLinguist
The lady almost lost it at Smoothie
This post was edited on 11/20/25 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:14 pm to CunningLinguist
quote:Fake social media brain rot content. Not that there aren't ogres like this woman with unrealistic expectations, but this is so egregious that it's obvious. Get off social media, people. It's life altering.
40 yo woman gives checklist to matchmaker
Between AI, dead internet theory, and brain rot social media content, the tigerdroppings.com crowd stands no chance at being able to keep up.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:15 pm to CunningLinguist
The man she is looking for does exist. But he’s either already married with children, or he has far better options than her. She is completely delusional. Either she lowers her standards, or she will die childless and alone.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:15 pm to LemmyLives
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he needs to look good in greens and blues."
She wants a Marine?
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:15 pm to CunningLinguist
May all men refuse to marry in the future unless they have some inner EGO desire to have kids. And then have a solid prenup.
Just f--k them and leave them all on the side of the road.
Just f--k them and leave them all on the side of the road.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:17 pm to LSUPERMAN
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I am still trying to figure out what was on her head?!
me too...it was annoying to look at
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:17 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Her perfect man is basically Tim Tebow. I don't think any Tim Tebow's are employing matchmakers.
I’m pretty sure Tim Tebow is very serious about his Christian faith. So not even he checks all of her boxes.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:20 pm to Spankum
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You could see the matchmaker was not very hopeful!
there is a black guy who tells black women the truth in videos like that too bad he wasn't in this video
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:20 pm to CunningLinguist
Let's see how I stack up.
1) Seven figure salary - FAIL
2) Morning routine - PASS
3) Exercise in the morning - PASS
4) Exercise in the morning with group accountability - FAIL
5) Morning nutrition smoothie - FAIL
6) At least 5'10" - PASS
7) "Obviously in very good shape" - FAIL
8) Full head of hair - PASS
9) Christian "but not take it too seriously" - FAIL
10) Impeccable wardrobe - FAIL
11) Tailored suits - PASS
12) Look good in greens and blues - PASS
13) No jewelry - FAIL (what's wrong with a watch?)
14) No tattoos - PASS
15) From a good family - PASS
16) Never been married - FAIL
17) No kids - FAIL
18) First wife - FAIL
19) Our children are my only children - FAIL
20) No allergies - PASS
21) Likes animals - PASS
22) Cat person - FAIL
10/22 baws! I'm a catch!
1) Seven figure salary - FAIL
2) Morning routine - PASS
3) Exercise in the morning - PASS
4) Exercise in the morning with group accountability - FAIL
5) Morning nutrition smoothie - FAIL
6) At least 5'10" - PASS
7) "Obviously in very good shape" - FAIL
8) Full head of hair - PASS
9) Christian "but not take it too seriously" - FAIL
10) Impeccable wardrobe - FAIL
11) Tailored suits - PASS
12) Look good in greens and blues - PASS
13) No jewelry - FAIL (what's wrong with a watch?)
14) No tattoos - PASS
15) From a good family - PASS
16) Never been married - FAIL
17) No kids - FAIL
18) First wife - FAIL
19) Our children are my only children - FAIL
20) No allergies - PASS
21) Likes animals - PASS
22) Cat person - FAIL
10/22 baws! I'm a catch!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:22 pm to Darth_Vader
Ah shite you're right, he'd probably expect her to go to church every now and then. Can't have that shite.
Maybe that Asian guy who's a doctor, astronaut, test pilot, Ivy league grad, combat veteran, loving husband etc? He might be too short though.
Good luck lady!
Maybe that Asian guy who's a doctor, astronaut, test pilot, Ivy league grad, combat veteran, loving husband etc? He might be too short though.
Good luck lady!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:22 pm to CunningLinguist
Women take notes….
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:23 pm to Tornado Alley
Call her up and report back.
Hope you at least make it to the interview! I'm sure your application won't get lost in a sea of other 50% qualified applicants
Hope you at least make it to the interview! I'm sure your application won't get lost in a sea of other 50% qualified applicants
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:25 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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She wants a Marine?
Crayon smoothie in the morning
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:25 pm to dewster
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Ask any guy and he won’t give a damn what a woman makes
I don’t know. If something happens and I happen to get married a 2nd time, this question is going to be relevant.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:26 pm to CunningLinguist
I can get on board with the no tattoos.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 4:26 pm to CunningLinguist
So, how many times did that crazy arse read Fifty Shades of Gray?
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