re: 32yr old dropout refuses to move out of dorm 2 years running

This is easy. It is a two person dorm room. I would go find the filthiest crazy homeless person in NYC and assign them to that room with her. Problem solved. The University is supporting the homeless and driving her out at the same time. As soon as she leaves, offer the homeless person a fifth of Everclear to pack up and move out.

This and change the locks. How hard is it to go to the breaker box and flip the breaker for her room?

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But the one-time geography major, who now works at an architecture firm

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Hopefully her employer sees this in the news and fires her for being a shitty person and stealing residence from a college.

This is ridiculous.

They couldn't just shoot him and throw him over the railing?

Ummmm, can't the school get in, haul all of her stuff to a dumpster and change the locks?

Seriously, why is it taking them this long to kick her arse out?

$94,000 for a year 2 years? Sounds about right for a 100 Sq ft. in the city.

Step one, breach door in middle of night.

Step two, flashbang.

Step three, tear gas.

Step four, drag this cretin out and throw her arse in the hall along with all her shite. Steps 1-3 are mostly for fun but Jesus Christ why do we violate common sense and empower these idiots to squat while being in flagrant violation of legal agreements?

They can't figure out what to do about it?

sounds like 25 or so years ago when a dude just started walking to class at Berkeley naked and they just could not figure out what to do

Berkeley naked guy-SF paper

became mentally ill and died young - shocker

reminds me of a car wreck I was in, in NOLA. A guy hit uns with an old Maxima. He had no insurance and no license. He kept wanting to leave so we made sure he didn't. Police come, get all of our info. Find out he has no insurance, no license and the car isn't his. They let him go.

Offiicer comes up and says "I'm not going to arrest him, I would have to have the car towed and that would cost his friend $250, then I would have to book the guy, he can't afford to bond, so they would hold him 2-3 days and release him due to overcrowding, so it's not worth the hassle. So I ask does that happen with everyone. He asks me if I have a job and a house. I answer "yes". Officer says, I would have brought YOU to jail and had your car towed. YOU would have paid the $500 to get out of jail, paid the fines and paid to get the car at as you need it to work. It's just the way it works.

After that day I grew to HATE the NOPD.