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27 things white people should never say to black coworkers per black enterprise

Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:50 pm
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:50 pm
quote:

1. You look like the girl, or you remind me of the girl, or I was thinking about you when I watched the girl on [blank] television last night. #reallytho#wealldonotlookalike
2. If so and so can do it (another black person) then I know you can.
3. You mean you don’t wash your hair every day???
4. “I’m scared to get pulled over too.”
5. Years ago, I told my boss I went to a non-denominational church she goes “you’re not BAPTIST!? I thought black people were Baptist!?”
6. I went to the beach the entire weekend and look, I’m almost as dark as you!
7. You’re different, not like them, the other ones…
8. “You all”
9. You go, girl
10. I love NWA
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11. Anything that ends with the term “girlfriend” when you’re not referencing a woman you’re dating.
12. “All Lives Matter – not just black people.”
13. Any phrase starting with, “So, do black people…”
14. “So do you take those out at night? ” “Like how do you wash your hair?”
15. OMG, I’m taking a trip to Africa!” has never engaged in convo before but feels the need to share
16. We’re all discriminated against.
17. I don’t understand why you need to go to a legal conference for black women. If we had a legal conference for white men there would be an issue
18. I have a white co-worker that dates black men. Her and her boyfriend at the time we’re having issues. So, she was venting to me about him and called him a n-word. N-word this. N-word that. After regaining my composure, I asked, her why does she think it’s OK to say n-word in my presence, she replied that she should get a pass because she acts black, dates black, and considers herself black.
19. Telling you that you’re best friends with the only other black person that just started on the job when you’ve never met them a day in your life.
20. This happened to my co-worker who is black: Male Co-worker: I want you to be nice today… not sassy
21. When they say something negative about black people and then say, “Not you but…”
22. “You have to understand Trump”
23. NFL players shouldn’t take a knee
24. You’re the prettiest black girl I’ve ever seen,” says the intern
25. Yo,” “Word,” and “Whattup” as a greeting whenever greeting their black co-workers as Ron down the hall does every time he sees me. I’m not reciprocating that foolishness.
26. You should join our company basketball team. (They[‘ve] never seen you play.)
27. Are you real black?” The idiot meant are both of my parents black



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Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:52 pm to
How about “I like the cut of your jib!”?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124838 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:53 pm to
Love how a Trump bullet point was buried in the middle
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

8. “You all”


So y’all.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38165 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:53 pm to
A white man can never go wrong with simply saying, “Alright” when interacting with a black man.

White: “Alright”

Black: “Hey hey alright now”

White: “I know that’s right”.

Both move on about their day.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35965 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:54 pm to
I’ve also heard fo shizzle my nizzle is not acceptable.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68342 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

20. This happened to my co-worker who is black: Male Co-worker: I want you to be nice today… not sassy



Good luck with that one.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 6:55 pm to

So I can ask about watermelon and chicken. Pretty relieved about that honestly.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144659 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

25. Yo,” “Word,” and “Whattup” as a greeting whenever greeting th


Whattup is white.

Wazzup is black
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:01 pm to
What stupid arse ignorant self-important bitch wrote this?

Much like the made up Jussie bullshite, this cünt hasn’t been asked half of these questions but fantasizes about being asked them so she can be outraged.
This post was edited on 2/9/19 at 7:05 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

things white people should never say to black coworkers per black enterprise



How much extra to upgrade my subcompact to an Impala with 20" blades?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:07 pm to
I just don’t talk to them.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:07 pm to
You can’t tell me what to do.

I don’t listen to the man.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12433 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:10 pm to
Here’s my list for black peoples from a white person:

1) family
2) education
3) quit bitching about whitey
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:10 pm to
So the author is saying black people are thin skinned and carry their feelings on their shoulders. Didn’t need a list of 27 questions to figure out the obvious.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
170977 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

12. “All Lives Matter – not just black people.”
so all lives don't matter a tad bit sensi huh?
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:11 pm to
How about they just stop being overly sensitive snowflakes. It would be a lot easier for them to grow some thicker skin than for the entire rest of the planet to worry about every last little thing that might upset somebody. This shite has got to end.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17870 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:12 pm to
Why does trump and black people always come up in the same statement? I’ll never understand this for the life of me. There is no reason for Trump and black people to come up in the same statement
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:13 pm to
man, white, not a (D) = racist
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 7:15 pm to
I went to a 6A public high school in Alabama.

Don’t tell me this
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