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Blueprint to Beat the Saints (Satirical from Pardon My Take)
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:09 am
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:09 am
The blueprint to beat the Saints as explained by Pardon My Take. (Hint it's satire and it's very difficult to beat the Saints-watch the video)
LINK
Good stuff and puts things into perspective on this 3 point loss.
Here's their blueprint:
1. Play at Home
2. All-Time Defensive Performance
3. All-Time Terrible Drew Brees
4. Have Sean Payton want the opponents job so that he goes easy on them to keep good relationship with the owner
5. Sean Payton misuse of challenges in the first quarter so he can't challenge a terrible spot at the end of the game
6. Must get a 4th and goal stop
7. Get a touchback by a half inch.
LINK
Good stuff and puts things into perspective on this 3 point loss.
Here's their blueprint:
1. Play at Home
2. All-Time Defensive Performance
3. All-Time Terrible Drew Brees
4. Have Sean Payton want the opponents job so that he goes easy on them to keep good relationship with the owner
5. Sean Payton misuse of challenges in the first quarter so he can't challenge a terrible spot at the end of the game
6. Must get a 4th and goal stop
7. Get a touchback by a half inch.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 9:42 am
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Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:13 am to WhoGeaux
It was a hose job.
Just like the Falcons last year and the Giants game after 9/11. If there was ever any doubt, those two games should have forever ruined the credibility and legitimacy of the NFL in the minds of even the biggest NFL fan boys
Just like the Falcons last year and the Giants game after 9/11. If there was ever any doubt, those two games should have forever ruined the credibility and legitimacy of the NFL in the minds of even the biggest NFL fan boys
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 9:15 am
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:14 am to WhoGeaux
I will have to watch later, but I really don't think what we saw this week is the norm for the Saints. And not just because Dallas shut them down.. It was as if the Saints weren't really there. They weren't catching passes like usual. I also expect the Saints to make adjustments.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:15 am to WhoGeaux
This is not something new. Payton and Brees will look at the tape and adjust accordingly, they've done it before.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:16 am to WhoGeaux
Can we stop with this "blueprint" business. Of course, stop the run, pressure Brees, and don't turn it over. It's not like its a secret. Every team tries to do that at every level of football. Just happened to be Dallas' night and the Saints played uncharacteristically sloppy. It happens.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:16 am to WhoGeaux
If ya'll would watch the video, it was a joke
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:17 am to JiminyCricket
Watch the video and chill tfo.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:18 am to JiminyCricket
We put just as much pressure on Dak as they put on Brees. Difference was Brees was off and receivers were dropping passes that hit them in the hands while Dallas receivers weren’t. We won’t play like that again all season. Just one of those games
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:18 am to WhoGeaux
Yeah, we'll beat that team by 20+ points in the dome in the playoffs (if the Cowboys even make it there). They'll never mention that blueprint again afterward.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:19 am to WhoGeaux
There is no blueprint vs healthy oline in the dome.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:20 am to WhoGeaux
“blueprint to win any nfl game”
Rush passer, stop run, force turnovers
Wow who would have thought
Rush passer, stop run, force turnovers
Wow who would have thought
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:20 am to Laaz2750
I agree. Just one of those nights. Dallas played efficiently and the Saints played sloppy. I doubt Dak completes at a rate like that again. I doubt the Kamara and the others drops the passes that they did. I doubt the Saints run offense gets stuffed like they did. It was just one of those nights that happen on the road in the NFL.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:23 am to WhoGeaux
quote:
Blueprint to Beat the Saints
Lots of pressure on the QB and a horrendous gameplan by the opposing coach is the blueprint to beat every team in the history of the NFL.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:24 am to Lester Earl
quote:Exactly. We also rushed the paser, stopped the run, and forced turnover last night. Which is why we only lost by 3 while playing like arse
Rush passer, stop run, force turnovers
Wow who would have thought
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:24 am to WhoGeaux
Oh, that touchback.
I totally forgot about that.
I totally forgot about that.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:26 am to nola000
quote:It's ok to read/watch the OP and laugh. It really is.
It was a hose job.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:26 am to KiwiHead
quote:Did you read or watch anything that was said?
This is not something new.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:27 am to Lester Earl
quote:This thread is awesome. Guys are giving actual thoughts and thinking the OP was a serious take.
“blueprint to win any nfl game”
Rush passer, stop run, force turnovers
Wow who would have thought
Last night's game got dudes on tilt this morning, big time.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:29 am to shel311
I mean if they would just watch the shite it would probably help them feel happiness again.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:40 am to WhoGeaux
Tampa Bay had the blueprint in game 1 and everyone was about to commit harakari. Look at Tampa Bay now and look at us now.
I look back when the Saints were so terrible you wanted to puke on Sunday evening and it stuck with you the entire week. In those days we'd pull an upset now and then only to dive for several weeks thereafter.
A couple of calls go our way last night we still win with a putrid offense.
I think last night might be a blessing in that we got brought back down to earth.
I look back when the Saints were so terrible you wanted to puke on Sunday evening and it stuck with you the entire week. In those days we'd pull an upset now and then only to dive for several weeks thereafter.
A couple of calls go our way last night we still win with a putrid offense.
I think last night might be a blessing in that we got brought back down to earth.
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