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re: Most uncool rockers of all time

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Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:37 pm to
Who the frick?
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:41 pm to
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GG Allin is a huge douche. I mean I guess he was kinda funny with how ridiculous he was but let's be real- the guy was a total jackass.

Yeah I guess getting naked and smearing shite all over yourself is kind of a dick move.
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:47 pm to
Meat Loaf

Posted by kizomich
New Orleans
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:53 pm to
Gary Glitter
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:55 pm to
billly joe or whatever with green day is pretty uncool same with the blink 182 douche. Dave Matthews is also a giant douchenozzle lol.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:59 pm to
I thought meatloaf, then I thought of his titties in fight club and couldn't put him on here.
Posted by Haplochrom
Member since Aug 2006
4032 posts
Posted on 5/27/13 at 6:59 pm to
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Dave Mustaine. He's as douchy as he is talented unfortunately.


THE biggest douche in all of metal/rock. he finally has someone that is another virtuoso "like" marty and instead of being proud that chris wants to be in his band, this is how interviews go...
what an arse...
Posted by knuckleballer
Myrtle Beach, SC
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 7:27 pm to
Billy Corgon- I put up with it when they were making good stuff, but always got on my nerves
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 7:31 pm to
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Rick Ocasek--Dude is such a dork. I'm on the fence because he married Paulina Porizkova (who is still smokin' hot) in the 80s and he's still married to her.

Ok, I rescind my nomination of Rick Ocasek.


Some say Tom Scholz was a genius, but Ric Ocasek actually was. The Cars sounds as fresh today as they did way back when, but time has not been nearly so kind to Boston.

quote:

Elvis Costello--He married Diana Krall before she had a chance to meet me and be swept off her feet so frick him.


Now that's a fair criticism. Can't argue with that one.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 5/27/13 at 8:34 pm to
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Billy Corgon


Alt rock is the only genre of music this guy could have ever been successful with, with those vocals.
Posted by Dr. Rockso
Utopia
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 1:00 am to
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Dave Matthews is also a giant douchenozzle lol.


Actually, he's a really cool, quiet, family guy who just happens to be a rock star on the side. I've had lunch with him at his place in Seattle several times, and I simply do work on his house, which is quite humble. He pals around with his neighbors. Dude's studio is about 150 sq feet!
Posted by 12Pence
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 1:09 am to
Maynard
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 6:44 am to
Based on how the look and not their personality; Weezer

Based on actual doucheness : Daron Malakian guitarist from SOAD, Jack White, and Hinder
This post was edited on 5/28/13 at 6:47 am
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16413 posts
Posted on 5/28/13 at 8:03 am to
David Allen Coe. I was running sound with my buddy in Lafayette for one of his shows and he was the most disrespectful a-hole I've ever had to deal with. He just walked off stage drunk about 1/2 through his show and told the crowd to go frick themselves.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 8:24 am to
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He just walked off stage drunk about 1/2 through his show and told the crowd to go frick themselves.



I've been at one of those shows before. His band's gear got pelted with glasses and bottles and anything not bolted down.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80845 posts
Posted on 5/28/13 at 8:27 am to
Fall Out Boy
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 9:22 am to
I think this got turned into a "Biggest Douche in Rock n Roll thread"

Back on track...uncoolest would be any person in an Emo band. They are extremely uncool and dweeby

Either that or Rivers Cuomo...he is an admitted dork and he likes Asian women...NERD!
Posted by bobbyray21
Member since Sep 2009
9490 posts
Posted on 5/28/13 at 9:39 am to
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Yeah, I think we have a convergence of dork uncool and a-hole uncool in this thread.

Probably Rivers Cuomo for both.



I was gonna go Rivers Cuomo as well. I don't think he's an a-hole, but he's definitely dorky.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 10:52 am to
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Tom Scholz


Tom has an impressive resume. To bad Boston's music sucks like a Hoover on steroids.

This post was edited on 5/28/13 at 10:57 am
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 5/28/13 at 11:48 am to
Tom Scholz has an impressive resume, but it also reads like a shut in who perfected the art of recording in his basement. Boston was never cool.

Rush, of course, is the classic answer to the least cool band ever, though they all seem like really nice guys. If we mean "uncool" to mean "a-hole", then Johnny Lydon is at the front of the line with Shane MacGowan from the Pogues.
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