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re: Worst movie quotes of all time.

Posted on 6/2/25 at 8:41 am to
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 6/2/25 at 8:41 am to
Geriatric Sean Connery voice: You're the man now, dog!
Posted by leeman101
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2020
2469 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 9:00 am to
Never got this one. "Love means never having to say you're sorry"
Posted by texn
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Posted on 6/2/25 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 6/2/25 at 9:14 am to
First thing I thought. Iconic in its badness.
Posted by Legba007
Franklin, Tn
Member since Jul 2013
2608 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 9:39 am to
Steven Seagal: “I’ll take you to the bank...." The blood bank.”
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
40844 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:13 am to
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Hey dad, wanna have a catch.


This right here. So many people consider this one of the greatest sports movies of all time and this an iconic line and all I can think about is how dumb this line is. No person that has ever played baseball has ever said. They could have said so many other things...

"Hey dad, wanna play catch"

"Hey dad, wanna throw the ball around"

Hey dad, wanna toss it around"

I can't believe nobody on set didn't speak up and tell them that that is not how you ask if someone wants to throw a baseball around.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8181 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:16 am to
It works in Walk Hard when Dewey plays catch with each of his 350 sons individually
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
82240 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:17 am to
Says the 28-year-old man to the 16-year-old
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17464 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 10:53 am to
Slitting a little girl’s throat is like cutting warm butter.
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4543 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:16 am to
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"Hey dad, wanna play catch"


I think this is definitely what they were going for and the way most kids describe it. They just botched it.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1897 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:19 am to
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No person that has ever played baseball has ever said.


Perhaps it's a regional thing?

There was a running gag on IASIP where Mac was angling to "have a catch" with Chase Utley.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
45152 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:21 am to
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I think this is definitely what they were going for and the way most kids describe it. They just botched it.
Which is weird because Costner played HS ball and even tried out for Cal-Fullerton back when they were good. Not to mention all of the baseball movies he’s made as well.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19609 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 11:28 am to
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Never got this one. "Love means never having to say you're sorry"
it was a great straight line in What’s Up Doc

my candidate for worst quote: Hippy Carnes in The Abyss, after the Deepcore platform is raised to the surface without any ill effects to its crew:

“They musta done something to us.”
Posted by leeman101
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2020
2469 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 3:04 pm to
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Never got this one. "Love means never having to say you're sorry"
it was a great straight line in What’s Up Doc



It was from "Love Story" around the same time.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4436 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 3:50 pm to
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Slitting a little girl’s throat is like cutting warm butter.


Put the knife away, and shut your mouth.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43308 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:44 pm to
"Put the bunny back in the box"
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1167 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:17 pm to
Indians what fukking Indians... Gen George Custer

Santa Fe Trail
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24739 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere


Came here to post this, and in the context of the scene it’s even worse.
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
8715 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 7:35 pm to
“This is our time! This is our planet!"

After Earth (2013)

Will Smith’s motivational speech!
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8209 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 9:35 pm to
Star Wars Sand comment #1

Honorable mention: every quote in Batman & Robin

“Hockey from hell” and so on

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