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Posted on 8/6/19 at 5:38 am to jg8623
That John Denver is full of shite
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you can and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
I’m gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you can and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
I’m gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 5:39 am
Posted on 8/6/19 at 6:09 am to iwyLSUiwy
"Living is loving, everything else is cancer"
Quote is attributed to someone I think, heard it in an Indian movie, go figure
Quote is attributed to someone I think, heard it in an Indian movie, go figure
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 6:10 am
Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:37 am to Cdawg
quote:
Anytime someone talks about employment or switching jobs,
You're young... you got you're health... what you want with a job?
Whenever my brother or I talk about work, this line is immediately quoted by one of us.
Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:39 am to Bossbailey34
“I bet you’re the kind of man that would frick a person in the arse and not even have God damn common courtesy to give em a reach-around!”
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 8:40 am
Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:45 am to Bossbailey34
"You know...I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now, evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that can't be done."
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:31 am to madmaxvol
This whole opening scene is pretty hilarious. It's just so over the top. I laughed my arse off the first time I saw it.
Extremely NSFW!
The Way of the Gun
Extremely NSFW!
The Way of the Gun
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:35 am to Bossbailey34
"Everyone's too stupid."
- Enid
- Ghost World
- Enid
- Ghost World
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:37 am to hehateme2285
“How was your day?”
“Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.”
“Not bad. Fell off the jetway again.”
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:41 am to Bossbailey34
"I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas! Sex... and drugs... an-an-and women being set on fire! "
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:59 am to Green Chili Tiger
Also, there are several from In Bruges.
"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fricking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."
"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal."
"My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - isn't that always the way? - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine."
"That's for John Lennon, you Yankee frickin' count!"
"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."
"What's a fifty year old lollipop man doing, knowing fricking Karate? What was he, a Chinese lollipop man?"
"I do want the guy dead, I want him fricking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?"
"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."
"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fricking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person."
"One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal."
"My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - isn't that always the way? - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine."
"That's for John Lennon, you Yankee frickin' count!"
"What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."
"What's a fifty year old lollipop man doing, knowing fricking Karate? What was he, a Chinese lollipop man?"
"I do want the guy dead, I want him fricking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?"
"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."
Posted on 8/6/19 at 10:05 am to Bossbailey34
"Shut the f*ck up, Donny!"
"Donny, you're out of your element!"
- John Goodman as Walter in Big Lebowski
Jules interaction with Brett in Pulp Fiction
"Donny, you're out of your element!"
- John Goodman as Walter in Big Lebowski
Jules interaction with Brett in Pulp Fiction
quote:
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese? Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfricker.
quote:
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfricker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfricker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Posted on 8/6/19 at 10:19 am to tigerinthebueche
quote:
"FILL YOUR HANDS, YOU SON OF A BITCH"
John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn in True Grit
That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Posted on 8/6/19 at 10:21 am to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."
"You're a fricking inanimate object!" is one of our favorite lines of all time.
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 10:24 am
Posted on 8/6/19 at 10:24 am to Bossbailey34
“I can’t fly: I suffer from aviaphobia”.
“What does that mean?”
“It means I can’t fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.”
"I tell you what, if you don't cooperate, you're gonna' suffer from FISTophobia."
“What does that mean?”
“It means I can’t fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.”
"I tell you what, if you don't cooperate, you're gonna' suffer from FISTophobia."
Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:03 pm to Fewer Kilometers
"I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people."
"Stop crying, you sniveling arse. Stop your nonsense. You're just an afterbirth, Eli, that slithered out of your mother's filth. They should've put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was sucking at his mother's teat? Who was nursing you, poor Eli, out of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. There's nothing you can do about it. It's gone. You lose . . . DRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINAGGGGGEE! DRAINAGE, ELI. YOU BOY."
"Here. If you have a milkshake.[pauses]. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... My straw reaches acrooooooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"
All from There Will Be Blood
"Stop crying, you sniveling arse. Stop your nonsense. You're just an afterbirth, Eli, that slithered out of your mother's filth. They should've put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was sucking at his mother's teat? Who was nursing you, poor Eli, out of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. There's nothing you can do about it. It's gone. You lose . . . DRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINAGGGGGEE! DRAINAGE, ELI. YOU BOY."
"Here. If you have a milkshake.[pauses]. And I have a milkshake. And if I have a straw... My straw reaches acrooooooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"
All from There Will Be Blood
Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:21 pm to Bossbailey34
"Because I was inverted" 
Posted on 8/6/19 at 4:09 pm to Puddenn32
From Conagher
Young Cowboy:
You're a hard man, Conagher.
Conn Conagher:
It's a hard country, kid.
Young Cowboy:
You're a hard man, Conagher.
Conn Conagher:
It's a hard country, kid.
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 8/6/19 at 8:35 pm to Bossbailey34
Laugh while you can monkey boy! - John Lithgow in Buckaroo Banzai
Posted on 8/6/19 at 9:03 pm to Bossbailey34
"I believe in the soul....."
Bull Durham
Bull Durham
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