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re: They Will Kill You, the next great female led action movie, releases on the 27th

Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:34 am to
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:34 am to
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Would y'all rather the role have gone to a white woman?
Yeah.. .because THAT is the problem here
Posted by DeoreDX
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:43 am to
WTF are yall bitching about race and gender. Looks like a dumb and stupid but entertaining mindlessly violent and often humorous film with an incredibly FAF lead actress kicking Satan worshipers arse with some quirky Wes Anderson style wide flat symmetric shots. Sign me up. We need more films like this.

This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 7:44 am
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:11 am to
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Movie looks meh but I'll watch it just for Zazie Beetz killing people in her underwear.




beat me to it. honestly just keep it that way the whole movie and i'll overlook the kill whitey stuff.
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:15 am to
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She plays an ex-convict applying for a job as a housekeeper.

Would y'all rather the role have gone to a white woman?



ummmm....

Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:34 am to
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WTF are yall bitching about race and gender.
pattern recognition

Pesky human tendency
Posted by Don Quixote
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:31 am to
hollyweird doing a revival of 1970s blaxploitation films
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 9:38 am
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:38 am to
Why can’t they just say “well, I guess that works as a sacrifice” once she kills the first one?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:41 am to
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hollyweird doing a revival of 1970s blaxploitation films

Need more big ole Pam Grier sized naked black titties for this to be true.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 10:34 am to
Pam Grier was so hot
Posted by TulsaSooner78
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:20 pm to
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ummmm....


Spoiler alert: Hot suburban white housewife hires an even hotter white housekeeper with a shady past specifically because she wants to set her abusive husband up for a fall.

Never-the-less, Zazie Beetz could have easily play the Sydney Sweeney role, although I really enjoyed Sydney's performance.

BTW, a sequel is in the works.
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 2:26 pm to
If they’re going the route of female action movies I would rather Hollywood make a Fox Force Five movie.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 6:04 pm to
Something crazy hot about a chick with huge tits that embraces and celebrates the fact that she has huge tits, like Grier and Sweeney

Instead of making dudes feel scummy for enjoying them. like Christina Hendricks or Billie Eilish.
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 6:06 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 7:45 pm to
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Something crazy hot about a chick with huge tits that embraces and celebrates the fact that she has huge tits, like Grier and Sweeney

Instead of making dudes feel scummy for enjoying them. like Christina Hendricks or Billie Eilish.

The AT&T chick was the worst for this. "How dare you look at these fat milkers I'm flaunting in every commercial."
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 8:05 pm to
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I'm flaunting in every commercial.


and social media post

and headshot

and every fricking picture she took

Mark Normand fricked her and made jokes that she is gross and insane
Posted by SaintEB
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:00 pm to
Two things:

Who is "They"?

I'll watch it because deep down, we've all wanted to punch the shite out of a bratty kid.
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 9:02 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/11/26 at 9:08 pm to
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Who is "They"?


I am kidding. . . I mean I hope. This thread was meant in jest.
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 10:32 am to
It's now streaming on HBO Max if people are interested.

Watched it last night and while it's not terrible, movies like You're Next and Ready or Not are 1,000 times better.

Some funny moments, some good gore, but nothing special.
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 6/17/26 at 2:09 pm to
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It's now streaming on HBO Max if people are interested.

Watched it last night and while it's not terrible, movies like You're Next and Ready or Not are 1,000 times better.

Some funny moments, some good gore, but nothing special.


watched it this weekend as well and felt the same.

i REALLY enjoyed the first 45 minutes. after you realized what Asia was fighting against, it got a bit old and seemed like a bit of a rip off of Ready or Not with bad guys that kept coming for you.

her initial entry into the hotel and the first action sequence were great but it got eye rolling by the end. i don't care for demonic stuff but the pig head was a bridge too far for even my wife who likes horror stuff.

ETA: not to perv out, but if Zazie Beets is your thing, you'll get plenty of her looking fine. bloody and gored, but fine.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 2:13 pm
Posted by BamaFanInTigerland
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 11:08 am to
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it got eye rolling by the end


Posted by Dingeaux
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 12:08 pm to
i watched it also.

the description from others is accurate. glad I didn't pay to see it in theaters.

the physics of the fight scenes were totally absurd.
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