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re: The Goonies given the green light for a sequel 40 years after the original

Posted on 9/7/24 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94748 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 12:54 pm to
Are the fat hobbit and Thanos going to do this? Surely they don't need the money as bad as these three, right?

You'd think Short Round would be expensive, too, on the heels of his EEAAO success.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83068 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 1:05 pm to
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Are the fat hobbit and Thanos going to do this? Surely they don't need the money as bad as these three, right?


The fat hobbit is the guy on the left.
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 1:47 pm to
This definitely seems like a lose lose. It's either going to be too similar to the original which equates to a bad copy, or it's not going to be close enough which equates to destroying a childhood treasure.

I'm not even sure today's kids can even get the core of the movie. You had a bunch of preteens roaming around town unsupervised without a cell phone or tracking. Sure they found a pirate treasure and captured a crime family, but they could have had just as much fun without that back then. I don't think that kind of freedom exists now. Everything is tracked, measured, and evaluated.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/7/24 at 1:53 pm to
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Who’s gonna be the fig?
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/7/24 at 1:54 pm to
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But I’ll bet Andy is still sexy af.


Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19698 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 1:55 pm to
Mikey is the new Chunk
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32433 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 2:03 pm to
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See that movie released recently where that daughter travels back to the 80s during her Mom's time and rips everything in the 80s as ignorant, racist, homophobic, clueless Neanderthals....


What movie was this?
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
4018 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 4:06 pm to
I hate modern Hollywood
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11683 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 4:49 pm to
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Goonies R good enough


ISWYDT

This post was edited on 9/8/24 at 9:06 pm
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1340 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 5:54 pm to
It would take a genius level script for this to be halfway decent. 0.0 chance of that happening.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94748 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 6:20 pm to
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The fat hobbit is the guy on the left.


He's unrecognizable. "My 600-pound Rudy "
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42095 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 6:28 pm to
Please don't.........please
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
5311 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 6:32 pm to
The easiest way to frick up a sequel (especially one made decades after the original film or films) is to change the personalities of the characters in a negative way, make them all losers decades after the events of the original film, or do something unnecessarily drastic that completely undermines previous achievements.

Staying true to the characters is the most important thing. This was the Star Wars sequel trilogy's biggest frick up. We end ROTJ with Luke Skywalker (brave eternal optimist on the path to being the most powerful Jedi ever) to Luke Skywalker (pessimistic hermit who has failed at everything since the credits rolled in ROTJ).
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37899 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 8:12 pm to
Can’t replace Richard Donner. Sorry, they’re about to poop on your generation’s touchstone.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
24128 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 10:08 pm to
I would watch just to see Corey Feldman act again in a big picture.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16539 posts
Posted on 9/7/24 at 11:44 pm to
This is going to be terrible.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21676 posts
Posted on 9/8/24 at 12:23 am to
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Mikey is the new Chunk


I can see it now, modern day Mikey rolls up to chunk’s house, and chunk makes him do the truffle shuffle.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39010 posts
Posted on 9/8/24 at 1:04 pm to
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What movie was this?


Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2439 posts
Posted on 9/8/24 at 3:27 pm to
Just don’t make them have grandkids who go on an adventure. Not sure if I need to feel that old.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3931 posts
Posted on 9/8/24 at 3:48 pm to
I hear they're going to call it "The Grannies".
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