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re: The first trailer for the ‘John Wick’ spin-off movie ‘BALLERINA’

Posted on 9/27/24 at 8:42 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50500 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 8:42 am to
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they are going to cast her as a Hutt.


Disney will have her tossing around the bigger male Hutts like it's nothing.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/27/24 at 9:28 am to
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Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/27/24 at 11:15 am to
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
23938 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 11:21 am to
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God willing, she will get naked in this movie






If she doesn't, this movie will BOMB. No one wants to see a chick as a martial arts assassin. It's just not fricking believable.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44028 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 11:38 am to
Take my money!
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42131 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 12:37 pm to
I still have yet to watch the other spinoff. The Continental. Was it any good?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 12:50 pm to
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she doesn't, this movie will BOMB. No one wants to see a chick as a martial arts assassin. It's just not fricking believable.

Believe it or not the GA is not some horny 40 somethings who think women should only exist in action movies to show their tits
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
33445 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 1:01 pm to
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while surviving all kinds of injuries, is believable,

I'll give you the real life stories behind 127 hours, Lone Survivor, Unbroken, The Revenant, Poon Lim, Miracle Flight 571 (rugby team crash, all the women died), The Shackleton Expedition, Stuck in the Sahara, Into Thin Air, We Die Alone, Northwest Passage expedition, Napoleon Solo sinking, Moby Dick, Robinson Crusoe, ad infinitum

Now give me a comparable list of women doing the same. That list would be very, very short
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 1:14 pm to
None of these have people doing John Wick shite. I love these movies but they’re not very believable.
Posted by ThoseGuys
Wishing I was back in NC
Member since Nov 2012
2627 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 1:21 pm to
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No one wants to see a chick as a martial arts assassin.


Kill Bill
La Femme Nikita
Aeon Flux
Ghost in a Shell
Charlie's Angels

Those are just off the top of my head. I'm sure if I actually tried, I'm sure I could come up with more examples.
Posted by Simon Gruber
Member since Mar 2017
922 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 9:38 pm to
I enjoyed Atomic Blonde
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28474 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 11:47 pm to
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Those are just off the top of my head. I'm sure if I actually tried, I'm sure I could come up with more examples.

Colombiana
Ana
Ava
Hannah
Red Sparrow
Black Widow
Gunpowder Milkshake

Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43083 posts
Posted on 9/27/24 at 11:50 pm to
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So another movie with a 110lb woman throwing 230lb men around like rag dolls.


Interesting you mention this because they address this directly in the trailer.

Maybe you missed the part where the black woman said, "You will be always weaker, you will be always smaller, you have to improvise, adapt, CHEAT."
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23553 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 12:31 am to
I was "Wicked out" after 4 so I skipped Continental. I gotta say, this was a good trailer. Will watch and kinda pumped for it.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5886 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 12:48 am to
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I'll give you the real life stories behind

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Moby Dick, Robinson Crusoe


I'm glad for you that you made it through one entire published story before you started listing fictional nonsense to attempt to prove your point. Bad job.


There's a reason Moby Dick is considered a great novel.
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
2704 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 6:11 am to
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And rather than come up with new shite, they take Wick, make it female, and expect the same results.



Posted by GalacticaCannon
Member since Aug 2022
4842 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 8:56 am to
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If she doesn't, this movie will BOMB. No one wants to see a chick as a martial arts assassin. It's just not fricking believable.



Atomic Blonde made $70 million. Granted, Charlize is a far superior actress, but she was smaller in that than Ana is.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6966 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 10:50 am to
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His death was greatly exaggerated.




LFG
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66969 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 12:25 pm to
Charlize Theron is 5-9, 5-10.. De Armas is 5-5, 5-6 max. Btw Atomic Blonde is very, very good.
This post was edited on 9/28/24 at 12:28 pm
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
33445 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 4:49 pm to
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I'm glad for you that you made it through one entire published story before you started listing fictional nonsense to attempt to prove your point. Bad job.

Wow
quote:

The Real Robinson Crusoe

He was a pirate, a hothead and a lout, but castaway Alexander Selkirk the author’s ancestor inspired one of the greatest yarns in literature

quote:

The True-Life Horror That Inspired ‘Moby-Dick’

The whaler Essex was indeed sunk by a whale—and that’s only the beginning

And you posted it with so much bravado

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