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re: The DC Studios series Lanterns premieres today, August 16, 2026, at 9:00 p.e. ET.

Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:08 am to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38797 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:08 am to
I was disappointed for a couple of reasons.

Playing all of this out in one episode, so early in the season, severely disrupted the flow of the show. Chandler’s appearance at the end just highlighted how needed his performance is.

And I hate when writers insist on retconning the origins of superheroes to give them a new, tragic past. Barry Allen can’t just be a normal, good man given superpowers, he has to have a murdered parent. Hal isn’t a test pilot because he’s fearless, it’s because he watched his father die. And now John Stewart is the product of abusive parents. Writers using “what ifs” to put their name as a new “creator” of a character.

This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:14 am
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31447 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:08 am to
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if you have to ask big fella you ain't ready.

Cryptic douchebaggery. Interesting.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
3072 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:13 am to
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I thought the episode was fine


You would think a series that feature celestial beings, aliens, and a magic ring, the most unbelievable part of it is someone surviving the Russian wilderness for 9 months without provisions! There's not enough berries and bugs to sustain a man that long. We are not even talking about the harsh winters he would have to endure.

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Temperature Patterns Winters: Long and cold, with coastal temperatures averaging around -17°C (1.4°F) and interior valleys dropping to -30°C to -41°C (-22°F to -42°F). Summers: Short and mild. Coastal highs reach 15°C to 20°C (59°F to 68°F), while sheltered interior river valleys can see warm days peaking between 19°C and 30°C (66°F to 86°F).


Apparently, they can get intel on the guy that military high ups drunkenly tell in a bar.

This episode was poorly written and not well done.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
68852 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:17 am to
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You would think a series that feature celestial beings, aliens, and a magic ring, the most unbelievable part of it is someone surviving the Russian wilderness for 9 months without provisions!


After taking on a pretty significant wound while getting to his overwatch position.

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Apparently, they can get intel on the guy that military high ups drunkenly tell in a bar.


They had to figure out some way for John to be dishonorably discharged without cause. Of course top level white men in the military talk about top secret stuff like this in public. That totally tracks if you just assume all white people are bad and go from there.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:19 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25317 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:50 am to
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Of course top level white men in the military talk about top secret stuff like this in public. That totally tracks if you just assume all white people are bad and go from there.

And Marines shoot apples off their kids' heads, clearly no one with any military experience was consulted. just what hollywood liberals think happens in the military

this show is dumb as shite
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:51 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67339 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:58 am to
Show's looking great. So sorry I bailed in the middle of E1.



Live in fear of what? Other black people?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31447 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:08 am to
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Live in fear of what? Other black people?

Mama didn't drop him off in the suburbs.
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5543 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:18 am to
Welp, I think I am out. I love Kyle Chandler, but I can't handle all the social preaching.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
68852 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:27 am to
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Live in fear of what? Other black people?


Yes, actually. They weren't stupid enough to pretend dropping him off in the country would have been something he needed to overcome a fear of.

Or maybe they just didn't think that through. It's probably that.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 11:28 am
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1865 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:37 am to
I'm out and I'm sad about it.
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
19959 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:41 am to
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Yes, actually. They weren't stupid enough to pretend dropping him off in the country would have been something he needed to overcome a fear of.

Or maybe they just didn't think that through. It's probably that.


They knew the white people would find him and call DHR on their sorry parenting asses.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74584 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:03 pm to
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Sounds fair. Can you post a list of who said this? Provide quotes.



I can already tell you what he’ll do is claim anyone who bashes any future episodes said they were out. It’s another in a long line of straw men these people create in some weird attempt to fool themselves into thinking they can control what people say on the board. What’s telling is the inherent pull they all have to censor other people and I don’t have to tell you what that says about their intelligence.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 12:04 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43950 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:56 pm to
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Yes, actually. They weren't stupid enough to pretend dropping him off in the country would have been something he needed to overcome a fear of.

Or maybe they just didn't think that through. It's probably that.


Lindelof is polarizing on the board but he's one of the best in the business imo but I'm pretty disappointed he gave free reign to this chick to let her write this black girl fantasy wet dream episode.

The point about where he is dropped off tells you she doesn't need to be writing an episode about the black struggle when that contradicts the whole point she is trying to make. She went hard on white privelege and the black struggle but couldn't come up with a better place for him to overcome fear than... the gjetto with a bunch of black people on the street? Come on.

Frustrating to me because I thought the episode was really strong if you took out the message. Like there is nothing wrong with a dad having fear for his family when an alien pops in in the middle of the night but why is that Hal's fault and why does Hal have no fear simply because he's white? Was the guardian dressed up as a normal looking white person when they tested him and that's what he was afraid of? I legitimately don't know.

The writer even took her shots at the guardian in human form. The mom gets her "Other than you being an unfortunate looking white lady" shot in in the driveway. She just a normal looking older white lady, why is she unfortunate looking? it's like the writer was just getting as many shots in as possible.

White people got pissed at the Watchmen from the get go because of the Tulsa episode but people didn't realize there actually was a Tulsa massacre. This just seemed like race bait at times. I will forever love Lindelof because The Leftovers is the greatest show ever but disappointed he let such a poorly written white privilege episode go that hard.

Though the Outkast soundrack was legit.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67339 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:06 pm to
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Live in fear of what? Other black people?


Yes, actually
Well, the narrative is that they live in constant fear of being attacked by whitey.

You know, the exact opposite of the truth.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
61464 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:06 pm to
It was funny when she's telling an alien about the black experience in America that was cringe.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70629 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:34 pm to
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I'm out and I'm sad about it.

I'm young enough where John Stewart was pretty much "my" green lantern growing up. I watched the crap out of all the justice league cartoons. I don't mind the unique take on his origins and even his dad being tested, but all the other crap about Hal Jordan and the heavy-handed quadrupling down of the divisive narratives is so disappointing and unnecessary to the plot. Come to think of it, so was the dead alien's dangling member last episode.

Making Hal Jordan out to be a complete POS is shameful.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38797 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 1:46 pm to
I don't usually watch the promos, but I sought out the promo for Ep 4 just to cleanse my mind and get some hope.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
23066 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 3:46 pm to
Well this show took a shitty turn.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28968 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 3:56 pm to
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but disappointed he let such a poorly written white privilege episode go that hard.



If you're disappointed that implies you didn't expect it. A lot of people predicted exactly what he would do and they turned out to be correct, so what did they know that you didn't?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43950 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:03 pm to
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If you're disappointed that implies you didn't expect i


It's Lindelof, the guy that did the Watchmen, i knew it could go there. I also knew he could stay away from it because he has done that to. Hence the disappointment.

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A lot of people predicted exactly what he would do and they turned out to be correct, so what did they know that you didn't?


Do they want a cookie or something? I was hoping that he wouldn't. At no point did I argue in here that that wasn't a possibility.
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