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re: The DC Studios series Lanterns premieres today, August 16, 2026, at 9:00 p.e. ET.

Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70629 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:25 pm to
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Sigh. It's hard to believe how bad James Gunn is fumbling his DC Comics universe.


I went in really wanting to like this show. I love the Green Lantern character, both Jordan and Stewart. But this garbage...and frick the people last week who tried to downplay the start of the racial BS.
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 10:45 pm
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
44001 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:28 pm to
wtf was episode 3? Trash. Between this and House of the Dragon, Sundays have really sucked on HBO for a while now.
Posted by bamatrader
Member since May 2026
316 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:30 pm to
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And here comes the woke shite.



Recap of that episode

White man gets the job because of privilege
Black man fights against all odds having to work harder than anyone else to get it

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
68852 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:30 pm to
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I went in really wanting to like this show. I love the Green lantern character, both Jordan and Stewart.


Same man. I'm pretty disappointed.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70629 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:32 pm to
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Fewer Kilometers

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They're dead set on saturating any thread about the show with intentionally obtuse reactions and "gotcha" liberal alarms, turning one phrase into the writers' secret manifesto.

Good call! You really nailed it.
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:36 pm to
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I went in really wanting to like this show. I love the Green lantern character, both Jordan and Stewart. But this garbage...and frick the people last week who tried to downplay the start of the racial BS last week.

Giving the show the benefit of the doubt;

You're overlooking the point that this is all in-universe, it's apparently the driving fear of mama, who was used to train (groom?) John.

And don't forget, John watched Hal's interview in Ep 1 as a kid. He knows why Hal is without fear, and it isn't white privilege.

I think they're laying it on thick, and coincidentally had it laid on thick in Ep 2, to have it be manipulation of fears. And John probably picked up on dude's wife using the same race-baiting on him that worked on mama... the woman who casually knew a bit too much about the ring.

I'm speculating that the Guardian is either Parallax or working for it, and that quite possibly she's slept with John in a different shape. To keep fricking with his mind for... whatever. Destroy the Corps, which always seems to the goal.

But John may be on to her.

Posted by CarolinaSandstorm
Member since Aug 2026
148 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:37 pm to
Hope this episode was an aberration and not the norm. Next week looks significantly better.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70629 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:57 pm to
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You're overlooking the point that this is all in-universe, it's apparently the driving fear of mama, who was used to train (groom?) John.

The HBO episode tagline is literally that a "misunderstanding" causes John's father to miss out on being Green Lantern.

The mom discusses it at length with the Guardian.

This is the story, man. It's not some ruse.
Posted by Jay Are
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Member since Nov 2014
6499 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 11:14 pm to
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made a completely, 100% accurate statement.


You said your opinion about an episode was correct because the section of an episode that summarizes the previous episode had a summary of the previous episode.
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
24296 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 11:28 pm to
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The HBO episode tagline is literally that a "misunderstanding" causes John's father to miss out on being Green Lantern.

The mom discusses it at length with the Guardian.

This is the story, man. It's not some ruse.

The same Guardian who asks John if he's ok replacing Hal Jordan, even if Hal thinks it's just to have a backup ready? That's some shady shite, no matter what your politics are.
And again, I don't think the way she looked and acted was an accident. We're supposed to dislike her.

And also- I mentioned the opening logo with "Lanterns" was yellow, more than green. I picked up on that and watched, everything "green" in the show, including in this episode, is definitely green. It wasn't accidental, you don't make that mistake in a Green Lantern story. It's supposed to let you know something isn't right.

The mom discusses it at length with the Guardian, because that was her opening. She coyly plays it... "Black? You mean... brown?"
I think it's being laid on thick, because it's supposed to be seen (and remembered when the plot opens later in the season). Whitey, the white man, privilege, etc.
John gets prompted with it in Ep 2 to apparently make him mistrust Hal, now we see mama was eaten up with it. I cringed when they first did it, but after tonight it started getting obvious (at least to me) that it was a misdirection; they showed mama as fricking crazy right afterwards. Pushing dad to shoot the apple, pushing him out into the streets, isolating him from his brothers etc.

I think if they were pushing that message, they portray mama as a wonderful "strong black woman" instead of a crazy bitch. And young John doesn't say "no, YOU" with that look, when he's ready to shoot the apple of a parent's head.

Yeah, they do humanize her later. But I think that's supposed to be overcoming fear (or being human), more than to give her earlier actions support. She meant well, she just had fears... that were played upon and used.
The Guardian, I believe, assumes the same triggers and distrust were instilled into John, and tries to control him that way.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70629 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 11:42 pm to
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And again, I don't think the way she looked and acted was an accident. We're supposed to dislike her.

The writer must fricking suck at her job then. It's about 90/10 with people like this loving what she's saying

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Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:04 am to
John has some issues, too

We learn he's vegan because he hates cheeseburgers, which he got every time dad shoots an apple off his head. He tells Earl he used to love burgers, so I'm going with he associates cheeseburgers (meat) with that event. He tells mom he hates cheeseburgers.

We also get "the birds are watching", so it wasn't "just a bird" last episode.

Out of curiosity, was that even really "his" bird, or was it maybe the Guardian's? Just to further confuse and frick with his head, trying to trigger childhood issues? Maybe even to spy on him? It's canon that the guardians can make much more durable constructs, which addresses the issue in multiple ways: the "red lanterns" were curious how Hal was maintaining it so far away (and unknown to them, Hal's ring is out of power). John assumes (as do we) that it is him but doesn't seem to know how or why; which is stretching canon.
Hal wonders about it, too.

But a guardian could do that. And we get the same race-baiting with the guardian and the rancher's wife, so there's some similarities there. Along with, both characters apparently seem to manipulate people's insecurities and fears. Pushed mama's buttons, pushed dad's too (set him up to go along with this by the initial rejection), and now casually cheats on an extremely controlling dude who has some wealth and paranoia. And he knows, or suspects... eating off another man's plate.

I guess we need to see if the dude's wife knows something more, and "a little birdie" told her.

I'm talking myself into this, I just can't quite figure out if it's Parallax directly, or "just" a corrupted Guardian.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6499 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:04 am to
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The writer must fricking suck at her job then. It's about 90/10 with people like this loving what she's saying


Every statistic we've seen the past decade has confirmed that one Twitter account represents nine-tenths of the population. Based on one Twitter account, which i very actively had to search for, I will ignore what I see with my actual eyes on my tv screen.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
74584 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:33 am to
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White man gets the job because of privilege


Even though the black man was given the job first. This show is so stupid it can’t even follow its own story.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70629 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 12:44 am to
From the writer of this episode since some people are still trying to spin this as not what it appears on its face. This is next-level brain mush.

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Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 2:47 am to
Screw this. I was enjoying the show then this abortion of an episode. What trash.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
16106 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:22 am to
Mama Stewart is not where you want to be on the hot crazy scale
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28968 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 7:04 am to
"The John Stewart they’re trying to tell, it turns out, has some pretty notable differences from the John Stewart of DC Comics."


Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25317 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 7:46 am to
What a fricking abomination. Who could’ve seen this coming from the last tv show Gunn did where “Nazis” chase down an obese black woman
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31447 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 7:49 am to
That episode was hot garbage. It took three episodes for them to whip out the "it's so hard being black" trauma that Hollywood loves. Even if you're a super hero you're oppressed. Should call this crap One Lantern After Another.
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