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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 2:56 pm to
Sadie Sink is a nice looking girl. For some reason they decided to make everyone as unattractive as possible for season 5.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:00 pm to
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Sadie Sink is a nice looking girl. For some reason they decided to make everyone as unattractive as possible for season 5.


She's not ugly for sure, but Jean freaking Grey is portrayed as a super attractive woman in the comics and everywhere else.

Sadie Sink just isn't Jean Grey level of beauty. Doesn't mean she can't play the part well.
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:15 pm to
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And was Lucas firing off water ballons?


I was wondering what he was shooting too. It was like green ooze. I was thinking maybe gasoline to enhance the flame throwers.


I thought it was pretty clear it was balloons filled with gas or lighter fluid or something. All Mike had was a flare gun, so Lucas threw the accelerant, and Mike shot the flare at it to ignite.

My main gripes are:
1. the unnecessary shoe-horning of the gay character. As others have said, it's not just the existence of a gay character, but it just seems so trivial in the context of the world/universe being on the verge of collapse. Not realistic that everybody would take time out of their doomsday prep to sit and listen to Will's confession. And for the viewer, we've all been watchign 5 seasons of build-up for the final show-down with the main villains...nobody wants a detour for this shite. So anti-climatic. It doesn't help that there's overall fatigue with all movies/shows these days that force a DEI character/plot that doesn't fit. I just finished Ted Lasso a few weeks ago and the whole episode about the side character's coming out was the same thing... not a problem that he happens to be gay - the problem is that we detoured from the main characters and plot to develop this side character's sexuality that NOBODY cares about and it did nothing to advance the show (At least it did nothing that merited an entire episode).

2. Overuse of "GD." I don't really have a visceral reaction to that word like some religious folks do. If it's used in the right context, fine. But it became noticeable how overused it was. I don't mind cursing at all, but when it gets plugged into casual dialogue that doesn't call for it, it gets distracting. They had little kid characters who hadn't cussed the whole series suddenly cussing like sailors. It was just so odd.

3. As everyone else said, the epilogue was comically long. We paused after the final show-down and couldn't believe we weren't even halfway through the finale. The rooftop scene with the older kids was completely useless. I couldn't wait for that scene to be over. Besides Steve, it was all of the most unlikeable characters in the show who all grew up to be even bigger douches than they already were.

4. They should have used all the wasted airtime on Will's gay storyline and the absurdly long epilogue to spend more time on plot-centric stuff. Where did the space rock come from? How did Mind-flayer corrupt Henry? What was the end-game for merging earth with the Abyss? Is there any depth to Mindflayer at all besides being a big shadow/spider monster? What was the military's goal with the experiments? It seems like every kid they experimented on went sideways and they couldn't contain it, yet they keep trying for more.

Also, this one's minor, but to add an observation nobody else has pointed out yet: how did little Linda Hamilton's character slam/pin that soldier into a wall? He's got like a foot and a half and 100 pounds on her at least Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a fictional show with monsters and space travel, but the little things can still be believable. It just takes me out of the moment.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 5:21 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by Madking
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:01 pm to
Part of the messaging
Posted by beerJeep
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:44 pm to
Wait…. People paid to watch the finale in movie theaters?
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:46 pm to
That is some funny shite.

Lol'd IRL
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:44 pm to


There are some dead ringer lines in there. Well done.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 6:46 pm to
Survived the upside down only to meet his fate in a gay bar in the late 80's
Posted by Handsome Pete
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 8:35 pm to
This may have been addressed earlier in the thread, but what happened to all the pregnant women being infused with Kali's blood? Aren't they still out there for the military to use?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:19 pm to
Not everyone worked
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 9:24 pm to
They were already dying Khali mentioned it when they were walking around. And even then that explosion definitely killed the ones still alive
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/3/26 at 8:36 am to
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Also, this one's minor, but to add an observation nobody else has pointed out yet: how did little Linda Hamilton's character slam/pin that soldier into a wall? He's got like a foot and a half and 100 pounds on her at least Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a fictional show with monsters and space travel, but the little things can still be believable. It just takes me out of the moment.


I laughed out loud when that happened. Turned to my wife and said how does a 70 year old lady do that.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34218 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 9:20 am to
Loved the season and finale but a couple of things they never tied up

The pregnant women

What about the doctor chained up

What about Linda Hamilton and her army? We never see them again. wtf happened to them after El “left”?

Loved the dude with the beard from Narcos. Wish we would have seen his closure.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38717 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 10:25 am to
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The pregnant women


I thought they tied that up by saying they didnt always work. Was it implied that El and Kalli were the only good results?

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What about Linda Hamilton and her army? We never see them again. wtf happened to them after El “left”?
I took her final shot as to signify that they never would disappear. She was still around and that was the start of saying El would disappear

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 1/3/26 at 10:45 am to
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What about the doctor chained up

What about Linda Hamilton and her army? We never see them again. wtf happened to them after El “left”?
Duffers are already teasing a spinoff.

'Stranger Things' Creators Share Details of Spinoff Series After Finale

Like I did with all of the Walking Dead spinoffs, I think I'll sit this one out. I only watched the main series to the end because of its good seasons.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:03 pm to
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'Stranger Things' Creators Share Details of Spinoff Series After Finale


Give me a spinoff of Steve coaching the youth baseball team and teaching sex ed. Just make it a comedy. No need for the sci fi stuff.
Posted by DoomGuy504
Member since May 2024
474 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 12:12 pm to
Good points in there.

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We paused after the final show-down and couldn't believe we weren't even halfway through the finale.


I keep hearing that people did this. Is this normal? Genuine question. I'll do it for a bathroom break or when making a drink but it seems like everyone paused after the showdown.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34218 posts
Posted on 1/3/26 at 2:52 pm to
Well, the crew killed about 30 of Linda Hamilton’s people.

How could you not end that storyline?

What about any of the laws they broke including that one killing US soldiers? Not to mention stealing drugs from a hospital.
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