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re: Oceans 8 reviews: It's not looking good.

Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:49 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65309 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:49 pm to
And you don't seem to understand that this movie's quality has nothing whatsoever to do with the other movies.

Reviewers: this movie sucked
Me: That doesn't look good.
You: What do you mean? It has the same score as 12 and 13 (it doesn't) and people said they sucked (they did), so how does it not look good?
Me: when people go to a movie, come back and say "it sucks," that is not encouraging to me, in other words, "does not look good."
You: ZOMG! Why don't you understand me?
Me: Because you're a fricking idiot.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52274 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:52 pm to
12 and 13 were not bad. You and me, Sonic NOW
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65309 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:04 am to
Speaking of which, and since it matters for some reason, it's currently at 5.6 on IMDB. 12 is 6.5 and 13 is 6.9, and 12 is one of the most self-indulgent pieces of shite I've ever seen.

Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61475 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:07 am to
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You: What do you mean? It has the same score as 12 and 13 (it doesn't)


It does. You can keep saying it doesn't but it's easy to click the links to the review sites to see.


quote:

and people said they sucked (they did), so how does it not look good?


Again, I never said 12 and 13 sucked so...

This post was edited on 6/8/18 at 12:14 am
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 12:16 am to
72% on RT isn't good enough?
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
15085 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 1:14 am to
13 is ok, 12 was complete dogshit.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 6:58 am to
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13 is ok


I like 13 simply because it doesn't feel as out-dated as 11.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115299 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 7:24 am to
Wonder if these reviewers have gotten burned too many times by fluffing "girl power" movies and are more concerned about their credibility at this ppint
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57057 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 9:49 am to
I'll watch just for Sandy
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22768 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:06 am to
quote:

12 was complete dogshit.


12 was nothing but a way for Clooney and the cast to vacation in Lake Como.

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65309 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:15 pm to
At his house too, where they filmed some of it.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38427 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:37 pm to
This was a so-so heist movie with a fairly interesting supporting cast and two dead fish for lead actresses. Zero chemistry between Bullock and Blanchett. If two actresses with any type of offscreen relationship or the desire to appear to have any interest in each other onscreen had been in the leads, this could’ve passed for a fun, stupid heist movie.

Every other actor pulled their weight and put in a fair to great performance.

Anne Hathaway should’ve been the lead. She was the most interesting and attractive thing onscreen. If there was a female Clooney or Pitt in this thing it was Hathaway. And her chest and cleavage were the other best things.

Bullock’s collagen upper lip made Justice League Superman look natural.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20873 posts
Posted on 6/8/18 at 11:41 pm to
Only funny part in 12 was Damon quoting Dark Side of the Moon and Cloonys reaction




Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17269 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 5:54 am to
Girl power
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19958 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 7:13 am to
quote:

Bullock is one of the most magnetic leading ladies of all time

Lol

Sandra Bullock has a penis
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65309 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:16 am to
That's disappointing. I'd heard better things lately. Of course, it was on NPR in my car that I heard them, so grain of salt, I guess.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34184 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:20 am to
No way Critics are saying negative stuff against an all female reboot. Just like Ghostbusters, which might be the worst movie ive seen in the last 10 years, and they gave that a similar score.

Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31550 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Ocean’s 8 is the most satisfying installment in the franchise

bullshite.
Unless you resurrect the Rat Pack ain’t no one coming close to equaling the charisma of the first one.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31550 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:38 am to
It was Kashmir, Spoon. But your point stands.
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
13241 posts
Posted on 6/9/18 at 9:40 am to
How did this movie get such a desirable weekend by itself? Infinity War ran its course and Solo was the previous weekend and flopped. You would think Infinity War or Solo or some other movie would have released this weekend. Or were the studios scared of a paper tiger?
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