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re: Jeff Bezos Wants Lauren Sanchez To Be the Next Bond Girl, Says Source

Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by Geaux Piggins Geaux
Member since Aug 2015
967 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:25 pm to
Yeah please cast my wife so she can get banged onscreen by some brit with a head full of hair.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5638 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:35 pm to
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We all knew that Amazon would frick up Bond, didn't we? Sanchez is hideous.


I enjoy listening to Rogan and his guests though I don't agree with him on a good many takes. The one he continues to make that I can't understand in the slightest is his belief that she's so hot. He's brought it up many times.
This post was edited on 8/12/25 at 12:36 pm
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11314 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:38 pm to
"A Bond Girl" and Bond are two totally different things.
Girls are young, not counting the years before their Social Security kicks in.
Bond is a whole lot more,

Maybe as a head of an intelligence agency controlling Bond. She's proven that she can act that part in real life.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37178 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:40 pm to
I find the whole marriage baffling

She's aging and plastic. She's clearly just there for the money.

Marrying at all is a stupid financial decision, let alone a woman who wants that much money spent on a wedding. She seems destined to leave him after staying enough years to maximize her take.

Essentially he seems like a moron or a at least a schmuck for marrying her.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
34923 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 1:27 pm to
This has got to be Sidney Sweeny or bust, right?

She does have great jeans, after all.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94832 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 1:40 pm to
I want to be as fair as possible - THIS Lauren Sanchez could have been a Bond girl:



But, that was almost 40 years ago.

To give her maximum credit, she has stayed quite fit as she approaches 60. However, we must admit that "mixed" results from plastic surgery has made her less photogenic and, combined with the ordinary aging process, has taken "Bond" girl off the table.

Could gals of a similar age pull it off? Halle Berry (who has been a Bond girl) and JLo? Sure.

Not Mrs. Jeff Bezos, with all due respect.
This post was edited on 8/12/25 at 1:41 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43096 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115643 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 2:04 pm to
Welcome back to Dune 4 Denis!
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
23929 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 2:16 pm to
They can name her Plastic Golddigger.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128110 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 2:28 pm to
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We all knew that Amazon would frick up Bond, didn't we? Sanchez is hideous.



They aren't doing this, this report is utter nonsense.

Amazon is doing the exact opposite: They hired Denis Villeneuve to direct and Steven Knight to write the script.

You really can't ask for better than that. They will treat this well.

This rumor is stupid.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69992 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 2:42 pm to
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It’s fricking incredible that he married that women.



/ thread





It baffles the mind


Posted by Geauxgurt
Member since Sep 2013
13319 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 4:27 pm to
So Bexos married Steven Tyler?
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
7174 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 8:27 pm to
At least it's a biological woman...
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7982 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 12:03 am to
She looks like she got a really big toothpick stuck in her upper lip
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91746 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 1:47 am to
Will she be a spaceship pilot villain with a rag tag group of women crew including a pop star and fat black woman?
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2568 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 2:10 am to
What a Chump.

I wish this dude was dedicated to the advancement of humanity like S.R. Hadden from Contact.
Turns out he is the biggest Simp out there.
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 2:11 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43096 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 3:29 am to
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Plastic Golddigger.


Or Golden Girl.

Because she’s too old to be a Bond girl.
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 6:22 am
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