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re: I just finished The Batman and it sucked.

Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:13 am to
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:13 am to
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With Joker basically a remake of Taxi Driver, and The Batman taking liberally from the plot of Se7en and stylistically from The Crow, the question has to be considered, is DC incapable of being original?

This isn’t just a DC problem. It’s a Hollywood problem.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14176 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:25 am to
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With Joker basically a remake of Taxi Driver, and The Batman taking liberally from the plot of Se7en and stylistically from The Crow, the question has to be considered, is DC incapable of being original?

This isn’t just a DC problem. It’s a Hollywood problem.




And apparently it's a problem that's gonna show up in the sequel.

I tried to watch that You-tube scene where Batman is interviewing the Joker and I just couldn't get through it.

The Silence of the Lambs rip off was just so unapologetically bad and obvious.

It felt like some sorta troll or like we were being punked or something. Who would do this?

It's as though someone thought Silence of the Lambs is a forgotten, dust bin movie and you could just steal from it.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:49 am to
Its a very flawed film. I agree with Slo that the first act was great, 2nd was good, but the final act was just too much for me. Reeves tried stuffing way too much into this film. It felt like an ending when they captured Falcone, but then it starts back up again with Riddler flooding the city lol. There was no need for this to be 3 hours long.

Still, there was a lot that I really enjoyed and I'm excited to see more of this world. And I liked Pattinson as Batman quite a bit.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 8:54 am to
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I agree with Slo that the first act was great, 2nd was good, but the final act was just too much for me


I'm in this camp

the first hour or so I was all in

and then that last hour was a drag that I kept checking the timestamp to see how much we had left



Posted by Puddenn32
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Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:18 am to
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And what was the point really of putting Colin Ferrell in all that make up and shite? Why not just hire an actor who was fat and old? That was a pointless Dick Tracy move right there.



Because he is a good actor

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I will say this though. It was well acted or about as well acted as it could be. Robert Pattison, Colin Ferrell and John Turturro did a good job


oh there it is.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:19 am to
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You knew no one would read this if you posted it in the thread that already existed? fricking narcissistic arse. Didn’t read.
What's the use of taking a shite if there's no one around to smell it.

Props to the attention whore for his rancid moment in the sun.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:30 am to
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quote:
And what was the point really of putting Colin Ferrell in all that make up and shite? Why not just hire an actor who was fat and old? That was a pointless Dick Tracy move right there.


Because he is a good actor

quote:
I will say this though. It was well acted or about as well acted as it could be. Robert Pattison, Colin Ferrell and John Turturro did a good job


oh there it is.



Yeah he did a good job but it doesn't change the notion that putting him in all that makeup and shite was pointless and dumb. Nobody else got the Dick Tracy treatment. Why him? It doesn't make sense. Just hire and old, fat actor. There's plenty of them out there to play the same role.

Being a "good actor" is not a good reason to do that, if that's the only character you're doing it for.


Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:31 am to
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Props to the attention whore for his rancid moment in the sun.



And props to you for providing it. I shall grant you an upvote.
This post was edited on 4/21/22 at 9:34 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:37 am to
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Yeah he did a good job but it doesn't change the notion that putting him in all that makeup and shite was pointless and dumb. Nobody else got the Dick Tracy treatment. Why him? It doesn't make sense. Just hire and old, fat actor. There's plenty of them out there to play the same role.

Being a "good actor" is not a good reason to do that, if that's the only character you're doing it for.


I'm just guessing, but I think its possible there might be a reason why they did this for future movies? like flashbacks or something?

where he wasn't so fat and/or old?
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16635 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:49 am to
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I just finished The Batman and it sucked.


It didn't suck but it was WAY too long. They could have fairly easily cut out 45 minutes and not have lost anything.

The setting was cool and I loved seeing a darker detective batman but not enough happened in the movie to warrant its runtime. Also the Riddlers master plan in the finale of inconveniencing 1 city block was pretty bad
This post was edited on 4/21/22 at 9:52 am
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:50 am to
I saw it a couple weeks ago and didn't really get all the hype either. It wasn't a bad movie, but not good either.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34337 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:52 am to
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And what was the point really of putting Colin Ferrell in all that make up and shite? Why not just hire an actor who was fat and old? That was a pointless Dick Tracy move right there.


What a dumb reason to hate on a movie. Maybe they wanted a good actor for the role instead of just using some random actor just because he's actually fat and old.

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And why insert the words white privilege? That's a rhetorical question, I know why. But really though, why? What does that bring to the table?



Aww they said white privilege, did it hurt your poor little baby feelings? I'm sorry, I don't know how you'll make it from here on out.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35669 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 9:53 am to
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Also the Riddlers master plan in the finale of inconveniencing 1 city block was pretty bad


bruh, that's more than just "1 city block". i guess all of new orleans was "1 city block" when katrina hit, too?

Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123633 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:09 am to
It was good but a tad over hyped. It’s not in the same ballpark of TDK that people tried to putting it at or over. Also the Riddler is a boring arse character/ villain imo
Posted by Salmon
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83583 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:11 am to
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Also the Riddler is a boring arse character/ villain imo


Dano just did not come off as menacing enough after the diner scene


Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14176 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:16 am to
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Aww they said white privilege, did it hurt your poor little baby feelings? I'm sorry, I don't know how you'll make it from here on out.



I'll figure it out.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14176 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:18 am to
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quote:
And what was the point really of putting Colin Ferrell in all that make up and shite? Why not just hire an actor who was fat and old? That was a pointless Dick Tracy move right there.


What a dumb reason to hate on a movie. Maybe they wanted a good actor for the role instead of just using some random actor just because he's actually fat and old.


Well it wasn't the only reason. But it's a pretty good one though. It was just frickin' stupid.
This post was edited on 4/21/22 at 10:24 am
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14176 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:21 am to
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Yeah he did a good job but it doesn't change the notion that putting him in all that makeup and shite was pointless and dumb. Nobody else got the Dick Tracy treatment. Why him? It doesn't make sense. Just hire and old, fat actor. There's plenty of them out there to play the same role.

Being a "good actor" is not a good reason to do that, if that's the only character you're doing it for.



I'm just guessing, but I think its possible there might be a reason why they did this for future movies? like flashbacks or something?

where he wasn't so fat and/or old?


I hope so. Otherwise, there's just no point.
Posted by Returnofzeus
Member since Feb 2022
391 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:44 am to
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half a million posts


Thought this was an exaggeration but daaaamn. Get this man a job
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35278 posts
Posted on 4/21/22 at 10:54 am to
They definitely made a Girl With the Dragon tattoo mistake by ending the movie too many times. In Finchers defense, he had to be true to the source material.

I get what Reeves was trying to do. Catwomans plot was relevant because it showed that her, Batman, and Riddler essentially had the same reasoning/ goals for their actions. They were just at different levels for how far they would go to accomplish those goals. Catwoman being at the middle point. It’s a traditional plot line for Batman, just maybe too much for one movie. Felt like a season of a TV show.

He really wanted to get the point across that heroes and villains can be in all factions of the world. Perceived goals, aspirations, and motivations may not be what their true goals, aspirations, and motivations are. It’s a classic plot.
This post was edited on 4/21/22 at 11:40 am
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