I just finished The Batman and it sucked.

Pretty badly too.

Practically speaking, the movie is just way too long and we'll put it nicely and just say it borrowed from other movies like Sev7n, Sev7n, The Crow, That other David Fincher movie, Sev7n and The Blues Brothers.

And what was the point really of putting Colin Ferrell in all that make up and shite? Why not just hire an actor who was fat and old? That was a pointless Dick Tracy move right there.

Anyway, to all of you who bitched about it being woke. It's woke. It wasn't as woke as it could've been but when pretty much all the good guys are black and the white guys are bad or crazy. It's fairly frickin' woke.

And why insert the words white privilege? That's a rhetorical question, I know why. But really though, why? What does that bring to the table?

Look, I can ignore alot of this social shite in movies but it's got to be a good movie. If it's a good movie or show, I won't even notice much of it unless it's pointed out to me. If it's a bad movie though, flaws like that just shine through.

The movie was paced poorly, low on action, low on script development, the cinematography was bad, the movie was lit very poorly. Constant rain is a lazy substitute for good scene production. The movie was just dull.

I will say this though. It was well acted or about as well acted as it could be. Robert Pattison, Colin Ferrell and John Turturro did a good job. Especially John Turturro, he seemed to get the best out of a uninspired script.

Oh and another thing. This movie is a Walmart parking lot shite diaper compared to the Christian Bale movies.