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re: He-Man is apparently about dealing with toxic masculinity, per director and actress

Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:43 pm to
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Trying to rip off Barbie trying to get Barbie's box office.
I am really hoping it is bullshite

Artists adding non-existent depth that isn't actually there (again like Chris Pine in Honor Among Thieves)

God DAMMIT, my inner 8-year-old wants this to be good.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:55 pm to
He Man is probably best as a satire or goofy movie. This would be a good property for James Gunn.
Posted by Kinderman
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:04 pm to
Luckily for them the modern audience will come out in droves like they always do.
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:09 pm to
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Luckily for them the modern audience will come out in droves like they always do.
Hide and Seek champs, 2015-Present
Posted by MemphisGuy
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 8:53 pm to
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We need to purge toxic feminism in this culture

To quote the late, great Rush Limbaugh, Feminism was created so as to give allow ugly, unattractive women easier access to mainstream society (paraphrased).
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:48 pm to
Next time one of those society strengthening third worldians attack the actress on the streets, stifle that urge to go full toxic masculinity and don't intervene, boys.
This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 7:11 am
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:12 pm to
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He Man is probably best as a satire or goofy movie. This would be a good property for James Gunn


I think it would be fairly excellent done with the straight man delivery the whole way through. Gunn would be too campy on top of the campy material.

I think if you get everyone delivering the double entendre lines with a straight face it would be funny for adults but taken seriously by the kids.

Characters like Big Uggo, Fisto, Grabber, and Tik Tok seem like child's play to write some Dad Jokes about
Posted by TheRuins
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:15 pm to
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Jay Are



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soft arse pussies with men walking around thinking they were chicks
Posted by rebelrouser
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 7:44 am to
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"It's hard to talk about Teela without talking about her relationship to her father, because I feel like so much of who she is has to do with how she was, I guess, let down as a kid," she explains."


Its a cartoon created to sell toys not Shakespeare.
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 7:53 am to
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Its a cartoon created to sell toys not Shakespeare.


Exactly! They make up these ridiculous back stories to push their woke narratives. This crap was never part of the original cannon.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 8:02 am to
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I think it would be fairly excellent done with the straight man delivery the whole way through.


Playing He-Man straight is just going to be a CGI slopfest. There really isn't anything underneath the general storyline.

This is one of the problems marketing material to adult consumers based on nostalgia of their memories of the original content exclusively made to sell them toys.

That's why GG turning Barbie into something of substance was remarkable, and why, I imagine, they're trying to "Barbie" He-Man. There really isn't a good way to make these movies, b/c kids today probably won't give a shite and the market is adults who don't want to see a shitty kids movie.
Posted by theGarnetWay
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 8:22 am to
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Well... in the 80s we weren't a bunch of soft arse pussies with men walking around thinking they were chicks and chicks lopping off their tits because they thought they were men. So there's something to be said for "toxic masculinity".


While true - the 80s did give rise to the hair metal, effeminate looking rock stars.

But to your point, despite their looks, they were very much into women
This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 8:23 am
Posted by SammyTiger
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 8:44 am to
I mean jared leto is the villain i think we can all agree the bad guy will be some kind of toxic
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 8:59 am to
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I mean jared leto is the villain i think we can all agree the bad guy will be some kind of toxic


Skeletor didn’t need “toxic masculinity” to make him the villain in the cartoon. He was Adam’s evil uncle Keldor who wanted the throne for himself.

The term “toxic masculinity” gets used to describe just about every behavior attributed to white cisgender men.

A good provider for his wife and children = toxic
Being in shape and well-groomed = toxic
Being patriotic and/or a Christian = toxic

The media tries to tell us that women don’t want intelligent, strong men. Supposedly they want simpering, weak, beta neckbeards who “feel.” I can honestly say that I don’t know any women who want a weak beta male as a partner.
Posted by VOR
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:13 am to
The “woke” hysteria on this board long ago became overwrought…
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:17 am to
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The “woke” hysteria on this board long ago became overwrought…
90% of this stuff I hear about from this place. Not sure if they have their Google Alerts set to "woke" or if they seek out so much of this stuff that the algorithms are keeping them fed.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:21 am to
I mean. . .you think EW is calling them woke?
Posted by LSUPERMAN
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:26 am to
VOR & FK - moth's to a flame.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:54 am to
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He Man is probably best as a satire or goofy movie. This would be a good property for James Gunn.

Gunn would turn it into a gay loin cloth orgy.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:59 am to
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VOR & FK - moth's to a flame.
Which makes you a... flamer?
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