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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted on 10/9/26 at 11:59 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
179566 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 11:59 am to
Jerry, these are load-bearing walls. They’re not gonna come down.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
179566 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:00 pm to
You kept making all the stops??
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
523 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:05 pm to
He kept ringing the bell
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
176404 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:20 pm to
“My father when I was a kid, he took me to the bank and he lifted me up and he pointed to the teller and he said: 'Sonny boy, take a good look at him, that's gonna be you some day.'”
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
179566 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:28 pm to
Tell me about Aunt Baby.

She’s deceased.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
176404 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:32 pm to
“YOURE a blurb!”




Then George with a heater
This post was edited on 10/9/26 at 12:33 pm
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14293 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:41 pm to
“high tea with a Mr. Newman”

Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14293 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:42 pm to
“It’s getting pretty hot under these lights….huh, Seinfeld?”

“actually I’m quite comfortable”
Posted by TigerSaints318
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2009
1817 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:54 pm to
My back is one gargantuan monkey fist.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
176404 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 12:57 pm to
El Paso, I spent a month there one night.
Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3929 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 2:12 pm to
they're men with jobs, jerry!
Posted by LSUfan0420
Lake Chuck
Member since Jan 2007
1296 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 3:01 pm to
"Oh, this isn't even B.O...this is Beyond B.O...Its B.B.O"
Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
24492 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 3:16 pm to
"I'm at the nexus of the universe" - Kramer

"Pick up the big screen tv... and DEEE LIV ER IT TO HER!" - Frank

"I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella." - Bookman

When Jerry was at Suzy's funeral. "Not only that, I broke his thumbs."
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1713 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 3:39 pm to
In the Joel Rifkin Episode:

Kramer to the will call guy at the stadium:

"I'll drive out here tomorrow and show you my ID. I've got nothing to do all day."

Creepy ticket guy "Me neither"
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1713 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 3:40 pm to
J. Peterman "You, on the motor bike. Sell me one of your melons!"
Posted by IlikeyouBetty
Bossier City, LA
Member since Nov 2010
1713 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 3:47 pm to
Puddy "I'll come up with some new stuff."
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
176404 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 3:56 pm to
I’ve got a flash for you joy boy…
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91821 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 7:32 pm to
Well, um, in that case why don't we take the phrase, "kicking in a skull" and we tweak it, you know just a hair, to something like "strolling through a dewy meadow"?
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91821 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

Pick up the big screen tv... and DEEE LIV ER IT TO HER!" - Frank



I love this one
Posted by Chipand2Putts
trembling hills
Member since Apr 2012
1914 posts
Posted on 10/9/26 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Puddy "I'll come up with some new stuff."

Was there a knuckle involved? That’s my move!
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