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Posted on 3/18/09 at 12:54 am
Posted by beezerboy76
new york city
Member since Jan 2008
316 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 12:54 am
What is your favorite line or scene, I can't believe how well they captured the crazy florida agressive neck. Best show ever. Ashley Schaffer rules.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 12:59 am to
"And if you happen to be a woman getting a car, Billy over there will finger you with his cock."
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12470 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 1:25 am to
"You Premature ejaculator" - Something about Will Ferrell's North Carolina accent made me laugh so hard when he said that.
Posted by beezerboy76
new york city
Member since Jan 2008
316 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 1:42 am to
The cocaine montage in the 1st episode is so funny, and I don't think there is any dialogue. Their stupid confidence and body language is classic. Followed by the psycho look he gives the fat kid before he slams the door is priceless.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76486 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 1:55 am to
When he dances for the girl, he says "Work, drugs."
Posted by Bucky
Las Vegas
Member since Nov 2008
2517 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 2:23 am to
(after barfing) "It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy!"
Posted by AllEyesOnThree
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
1394 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 6:53 am to
"frick all that Noise!"
Posted by Paul Greengrass
Los Angeles
Member since Mar 2008
589 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 7:38 am to
no contest for me

"I play real sports. I'm not trying to be the best at exercising."
Posted by goat
Louisiana
Member since May 2004
4172 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 8:15 am to
quote:

When he dances for the girl, he says "Work, drugs."


I agree

Also, when anything while he is trying to convince his sister in law to help him on ebay. Especially when he was explaining the function of the dick hole on his drawers
Posted by Acreboy
Member since Nov 2005
38568 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 8:51 am to
talking about rehad, "yeah i hurt my "nose".



"Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than frick. So that is why i.. am better..than everyone in the world. Kiss my arse and suck my dick..everyone"

There's another about cancer i need to find.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83372 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 10:04 am to
"If at first you don't succeed, maybe you just suck."


"If you don't like sports, chances are, you're a fairy."

Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 11:52 am to
I thought they were in Shelby, NC.

Favorite line?

"What I tell you? I said put something nice on. You look like a busted daytona stripper in that shite."
"frick you, this is my evening wear."
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 11:53 am to
quote:

There's another about cancer i need to find.


this one?
quote:

If there's one thing i hate it's losing. If there's two things i hate it's losing and getting cancer.
Posted by BEAUXREGARD
4th bar stool from the right
Member since Jul 2005
13964 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 12:39 pm to
When the bartender tells Tracy, "Bitch, what you need is a shite ton of Valtrex."

Then, when Kenny was telling Tracy they should think about taking it to the next level, having kid, etc. and she says, "I've already got a kid. I've got two kids. frick my pussy itches."
I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at anything I've seen on television.
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 12:56 pm to
That was pretty funny. I think Episode 4 has been the funniest yet. I have never, in my life, fallen off a chair/couch laughing at something I saw on television.

The BBQ scene from start to finish was by far the funniest scene of television I have ever seen in my whole life.
This post was edited on 3/18/09 at 12:57 pm
Posted by mightynine
Member since May 2006
1200 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 1:57 pm to
Ashley Schaffer's story about his son walking in on them while having sex to describe the pitching contest in the last episode - amazing.

Fun fact: the bottle of "steroids" that Stevie runs up with - actually a bottle of Lantus insulin. I should know, I take the stuff every day.
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 3:22 pm to
something about "no honey, let the boy see whats being consecrated here."
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59521 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

"I've already got a kid. I've got two kids. frick my pussy itches."
I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at anything I've seen on television.

I laughed pretty hard too. Anfd the week before, Next thing you know, I'm sucking his dick on a jet ski.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20969 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 4:21 pm to
from Stevie

"I hope we get into a fricking car wreck and die...a mother fricking car wreck"

This post was edited on 3/18/09 at 4:24 pm
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41195 posts
Posted on 3/18/09 at 7:11 pm to
'I have to pay for the blowjob and the hotel room? What if I hit you from behind wearing the scream mask?'
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