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Cruel Intentions - WTF

Posted on 5/7/12 at 2:37 am
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/7/12 at 2:37 am
first time ive seen this movie was tonight. fricking nuts. really liked it though.

where the frick are the adults in this shite? these kids are all in high school being alone as shite and doing god knows what. such a weird culture. how does this girl who moves to new york from KCK know people (the greg connection was weird and too convenient, weird storyline)?

as for the ending, is it as it was shown or do yall believe in varying theories? is sebastian alive somehow? was annette somehow behind all of it? or was it as simple as she was satisfied with destroying katherine and thats it?

better part about the ending, it's set to bittersweet symphony, so we all go home happy.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 2:40 am
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
9072 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 2:44 am to
I actually talked about this movie today with some friends, didn't realize it was on tv. It's fricking crazy. The whole step-brother/step-sister sex thing always creeps me out. As does Ryan Phillipes way of talking, like he's constantly brooding over something really deep
Posted by Haystack
Member since Nov 2011
1049 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 3:26 am to
They are rich kids on the upper east side in NY. They prob have more than one place, and I think it was summer so their parents might have been on vacation.

I think the Greg McConnell character is from KC as well so maybe they went to school together there? It dont remember if Greg is going to Manchester prep or what. He is in some school there though. It was also strange Annette stayed with Sebastians aunt, but I think his family has alot of ties with the school.

I think Sebastian is dead. Annette was left with his journal. She finally seen the truth as to what Kathryn was how she manipulated people. Sebastian being gone, I think she was at peace with it but also knew that Sebastian for what it was worth deserved better, and wanted people to know he wasnt all that bad. You dont see her handing out photocopies of the journal but you know it was her doing. I like how she is in his roadster wearing his sunglasses at the end with the journal in the front seat like it shows him with it in the beginning of the movie.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 3:28 am
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
62285 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 7:08 am to
You didn't bring up the fact that the entire movie hinges on a bet where Sebastian will give up his bad arse car in exchange for banging his step sister in her arse?
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
49096 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 8:42 am to
yeeeeeeeeeah, not just bang his slutty step sister, but PIIHB. You gotta remember, dis wuz da 90's, son. Butthole pleasures were still a novelty for the everyman looking to bang his stepsister.
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
62098 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 9:02 am to
quote:

where the frick are the adults in this shite?

my guess is since the story is based off the book Dangerous Liaisons written in the 1700's, it doesn't matter since they adapted it to appeal to a modern teen audience.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 9:03 am
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
49096 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 9:03 am to
troof. French folk
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62098 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 9:06 am to
quote:

You gotta remember, dis wuz da 90's, son. Butthole pleasures were still a novelty for the everyman looking to bang his stepsister.

yeah, the interweb wasn't prevalent so you didnt' have all this anal porn everywhere and girls still had a bush.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35940 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 9:47 am to
I would have backdoored Sarah Michelle Gellar if she were my actual sister.

quote:

is sebastian alive somehow?
Is there any reason to think otherwise? It has been a while since I've seen it.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 9:48 am
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28572 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 9:56 am to
quote:

the story is based off the book Dangerous Liaisons written in the 1700's




For anyone that hasn't seen it, the John Malkovic, Uma Thurman, Glen Close, michelle Pfieffer version is far, far better.

(Thurman is pure hotness in that semi-creepy Uma Thurman way of hers.)
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 10:14 am
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35940 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:23 am to
quote:

(Thurman is pure hotness in that semi-creepy Uma Thurman way of hers.)
I agree. She was pretty decent looking when she was younger.

She looks hideous in Smash though. Looks ridiculous dressed up as Marilyn Monroe.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156788 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:55 am to
I don't see how it could be argued that Sebastian isn't dead. I mean, he gets hit by a car and the very next scene is his funeral. I guess a long shot could be that the funeral is fake, but there's absolutely no reason to think that unless you're really reaching for conspiracy theory-type shite.

And it's really not that weird that Sebastian wanted to frick SMG...they were not related at all.

But the worst part about this movie was the zero nudity.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35940 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:10 am to
quote:

but there's absolutely no reason to think that unless you're really reaching for conspiracy theory-type shite.
Wouldn't be the first time
quote:

But the worst part about this movie was the zero nudity.
Agreed. Without checking, I guess they needed a PG-13 rating.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 11:11 am
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23239 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:15 am to
I think I saw this listed in the YouTube free movies section. Worth watching, despite the lack of nudity?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35940 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:17 am to
Oh yeah. Absolutely.
Posted by The Future
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:20 am to
One of my favorite movies...

It was rated R I believe...just no tits

SMG is so frickin hot though. I would wreck
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Worth watching, despite the lack of nudity?


the kiss
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23239 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:43 am to
Good enough for me.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:46 am to
quote:

But the worst part about this movie was the zero female nudity.


Couldn't agree more
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65773 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 11:58 am to
quote:

For anyone that hasn't seen it, the John Malkovic, Uma Thurman, Glen Close, michelle Pfieffer version is far, far better.

Valmont, with Anette Bening is not bad either.
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