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re: Borderlands movie debuts with a 0% score on Rotten Tomatoes

Posted on 8/8/24 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8665 posts
Posted on 8/8/24 at 9:25 pm to
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it’s a movie when it should be a series, also it’s PG-13.


A series on Prime like Fallout could have been outstanding, instead it’s apparently PG-13. Which makes ZERO sense, considering Borderlands and all the craziness that comes with it is one of the best game series ever released. This is looking like the original Mario movie and why Nintendo stayed away from movies for so long.
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
4577 posts
Posted on 8/8/24 at 9:45 pm to
Made sense when I saw directed by Eli Roth.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77267 posts
Posted on 8/8/24 at 9:50 pm to
There was nothing done correctly with this movie.

The casting is horrendous. The fact that they picked Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis is anger inducing.

Borderlands, one of the most irreverent games of all time, cannot be anything less than R rated.
Posted by ThoseGuys
Wishing I was back in NC
Member since Nov 2012
2627 posts
Posted on 8/9/24 at 7:14 am to
I saw the poster for the movie and my first thought was this movie was a Hollywood welfare movie (i.e. only made so big names get a big check because the studio knows they are using it as a tax write-off)

I feel bad for fans of the game, but it seemed clear what this movie was.
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
1072 posts
Posted on 8/9/24 at 8:50 am to
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2019 at the height of Kevin Hart


A low point
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16655 posts
Posted on 8/10/24 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Handsome Jack is my favorite villain.

IF they do a sequel, he can only be played by Anthony Jeselnik
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77267 posts
Posted on 8/10/24 at 9:55 pm to
Making this PG13 is like making a Deadpool movie PG13.
Posted by Chorizo chang
Statesboro
Member since Feb 2022
837 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 10:06 am to
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That’s a shame, great game.


My favorite video game of all time. Use to be tied with Assassin’s Creed until they watered it down into oblivion

Sucks. Ive looked forward to the movie for a couple years
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60095 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 10:12 am to
It's coming in at around $8.8 mil opening weekend. This is a massive bomb.
Posted by Chorizo chang
Statesboro
Member since Feb 2022
837 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 10:16 am to
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Unthreatening little black guy


I’ve laughed at exactly as many Kevin Hart jokes as I have Joe Rogans. Despite them both seeming genuinely likable and being worth 9 figures from entertainment
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47166 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 10:34 am to
Never played the video game, but even so, the entertainment places I frequent weren't hyping this one damn bit. I think most had no idea this was even coming out. It seemed everyone was caught off guard or just didn't care.


This has Cowboy Bebop vibes. No one involved needed to have been a part of this.
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59088 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 1:01 pm to
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It's coming in at around $8.8 mil opening weekend. This is a massive bomb.


What was the budget on this thing?

100 million?
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65846 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 3:03 pm to
Wow. 0% from critics? Very shocked by this.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65846 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 3:07 pm to
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Never played the video game


I hate the gameplay of these games. Can't stand it. That said, the Telltale Games series games in this world are hilarious so I imagine the storyline of the mainline games would probably be good if I could stand playing them. I'm shocked they couldn't make a good movie out of this.

The games also have some of the best trailers I've ever seen.

This post was edited on 8/11/24 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95646 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 3:09 pm to
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What was the budget on this thing?

100 million?


Probably a little more, but not all that much. Certainly Blanchett and Hart weren't cheap. Eli Roth didn't likely command a premium to direct, though, and Lionsgate is known for keeping the budget in check, "Cormanesque" at least for the modern era.

So, the good news is that it can break even in the mid/upper $200m range and may have some legs overseas. Bad news, it won't likely sniff that.

Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26536 posts
Posted on 8/11/24 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47166 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 7:23 am to
The real reason why Tenacious D ended their tour. This trash movie was scheduled & he needed to stomp down the negativity as much as possible.

Lotta good that did.

And now a YT video to explain more about how bad this disaster is doing at the box office.

Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
13264 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 7:49 am to
I am intrigued. How can it possibly be that bad?
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11129 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 8:14 am to
I haven't played any of these but was always curious. I mostly play games that are a little more serious (Mass Effect, Horizon, Destiny, etc.)

But after watching that Best of Tiny Tina video I just hopped on Amazon and bought it for PS4.

quote:

I hate the gameplay of these games.


What do you hate about the game play?

I have a friend that LOVES Red Dead Redemption II and so I gave it a try. But the game play, especially the shooter mechanics, we so clunky compared to ME, Horizon, or Destiny, that I gave up on it before I even got out of the Prologue.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47166 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 9:24 am to
Did you see The Acolyte?

It’s not hard to screw up a basic story.
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